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[Mar. 5th, 2012|11:01 pm] |
Penelope just told me some amazing news, and I wanted to tell all of you ... she's pregnant. We're going to have an heir to Monaco. I'm ... excited and terrified and everything all at once. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2012|04:51 pm] |
So far the only difficult thing about being a princess is getting lost in the palace. Seriously, I live here, I should know where all the bathrooms are, but nope. Not yet. I just hope no tabloids ever find out - they'd have a field day. And Lois, if you tell them, I will smack you. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|07:38 pm] |
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[Locked against pretty much any women, just because nobody wants to give their plans away]
I'll admit it, I'm not sure what to do for this... Valentine's Day. I'd like to do something romantic for Bethany, but... I've not exactly had much experience with that concept.
Any help would be appreciated. I'd like to not mess this up. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2012|11:42 pm] |
Hmm, maybe for my next book I'll write about the torrid affair between my maid and Choirboy's manservant. Love Amidst Servitude. It's got a nice ring. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2012|12:11 am] |
Okay, none of you had better tell the news or anything, but EEEE I'M MARRIED! I've just got to get my name changed officially, but I'm Penelope Vael now, yee! And my wedding was gorgeous and I'm so glad that everyone who could show up did and it was beautiful and now we're going to Saint Bart's for a week and I am going to talk to NOBODY unless they're my husband.
And even then, I'm only talking to him if he's naked. Or if we're in public, getting food or drink. Got to keep up our energy levels. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2011|08:30 pm] |
Okay, why are wedding cakes so expensive? I could make one that's better than half of these for twenty bucks! Two thousand dollars my gorgeous perky bottom! Seriously, I'm only doing the fancy stuff for the fancy wedding, Bast - for the one that matters, I'm making the cake. Period. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2011|01:26 pm] |
I have prayed so many times. I have sung songs, and praised the Maker, but I do not know if He can hear me here.
I only wish to serve him, but how can I when I am but one? Do I make my own Chantry?
Is anyone else here feeling cut off from their God? |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|10:20 pm] |
SEBASTIAN |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|12:14 pm] |
... so Rivaini got married and now Choirboy's engaged? This world is mad, and if anyone expects me to be next, they're just being silly. Because seriously, given the weirdness of this place, I'd expect it to be Fenris and a mage or something.
BLONDIE, QUICK. ANGST. ANGST LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|04:38 pm] |
Bloody hell, I had to do some fast thinking to come up with a "maiden name" for the marriage license! Why did no one tell me there'd be a marriage license? I must've looked like an idiot. Anyway. Rather happy now. Just wanted to thank all you lot who came to the ceremony and the party. Sebastian, thank you so much. It was ... wonderful, all of it.
And now, it was a lovely time, but now, if anyone wants me or Aaron for the next week or so, they can, with my great love and appreciation, piss right off.
( ooc ) |
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[Oct. 8th, 2011|12:01 am] |
I thought I'd be a lot more nervous, but I'm really not. I'm just excited. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|11:19 pm] |
Bast? I gave Carlo the night off, in case you were wondering. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|12:25 pm] |
Varric, my friend, I owe you a beer. Maybe several beers. Actually I probably owe you a whole tavern, but I can't afford one, so you'll have to settle for several beers. Let me know when you want to collect.
Incidently, I seem to be dating the most amazing woman in any world. Not sure how I got that lucky, but I'm not going to complain! |
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[Sep. 28th, 2011|08:27 pm] |
All right, you lot. I know there's been some dilly-dallying, but we've finally set a time for this ceremony. Aaron and I are going to be married in Monte Carlo, on the terrace of the grand palace, next Friday at dusk. The little reception party thing will be at [Upscale Pub, London] immediately following. Bring dates, but not mates - the alcohol won't last forever! |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2011|01:48 pm] |
Is anyone else here royalty who arrived displacing other royalty? I could use some advice, or at least someone in a similar ship to bounce thoughts off of. It's difficult to judge what my responsibilities should be in this situation. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|04:26 pm] |
I think I should hire a wedding planner or something. I'm not very good at this. There seems to be a lot more to do in terms of arrangements than there was last time I did it.
Edit; Sebastian, I have a favor to ask of you. |
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[Aug. 31st, 2011|01:04 am] |
I'm going to go to a ball, you guys, which means there will be media coverage, which means I need a sound byte. I miss JJ so much for so many reasons right now.
I need to think of a nice way to say Yes, I'm in love with His Highness the prince and I'm totally not royal at all, sorry that's maybe a little more posh. Posh seems like it goes with balls. Posh and toothpicks. (I don't think they're allowed to serve big food at balls, so it must all be mini and punctured by itty bitty bits of balsa wood.) |
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[Aug. 16th, 2011|05:44 pm] |
BASTIAN.
I AM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2011|08:02 pm] |
OH MY GOD
ESTHER
SHE'S HERE |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
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[Jul. 16th, 2011|02:41 pm] |
Nothing alleviates boredom like a box of hair dye. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2011|04:36 pm] |
Maker's breath, I've never seen a storm like that before! Though I think the better question is where am I? |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|07:09 pm] |
There's very few feelings in the world better than a guy catcalling you. One of those feelings is catcalling the guy right back so much that he gets all embarrassed and walks into a wall. Take that, skeevy construction guy! You picked the wrong pair of breasts to justifiably compliment today! |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|02:13 pm] |
I found a place not too far from a free clinic I've applied to. I'm almost completely moved in. Maybe we can have a house warming party. One with much less alcohol as my last party. I don't think I'll ever drink that much again.
( Zevran ) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2011|02:14 pm] |
Home again, home again. God, I missed my bed so much. If my bed were human and male, I would hug and kiss it and then lay on it and roll around on it ... okay, so it's probably a good thing my bed's not human. |
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[Jun. 14th, 2011|10:42 am] |
I'm absolutely magnificent. I love when I manage to help get bad guys put away where they can't hurt any more people. Take that, creepy guy!
I feel like celebrating! This guy really got under my skin with his icky ickyness. Well, celebrating after I take an hour long shower. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2011|08:47 pm] |
Right. Apparently I've figured this out enough to leave a message for you all. My name is Sebastian Vael. Apparently I am the Prince of Monaco in this world, but those who come from Thedas know me as a Chantry brother. Or possibly the Prince of Starkhaven. The Maker appears to be testing me by bringing me here, though I know I'm not alone.
At any rate. I would enjoy meeting my subjects, or saying hello to new friends, or old ones. |
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