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[May. 26th, 2012|02:33 pm] |
It occurred to me just now that I've been like a complete hermit for a couple months now. So um, hi people, I'm Dib.
I'm really bad at mincing words, so let me just say it. Who wants to hang out and grab a couple beers with someone who has been crowned (It was a Burger Baron crown) the King of Weird Stories? First round's on me. |
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[May. 25th, 2012|11:53 pm] |
Has anyone seen my sister recently? About 5'9", bald, fishbelly pale skin and bright purple eyes. Answers to 'Arkady', might have chickens or a pig in tow.
I'm not overly worried about her yet, this is a thing she does, usually about this time of year, where she wanders off like a cat for a few days, comes back covered in burrs and grease spots and looking like she's been hiding under someone's car.
... also, hullo, I'm Karl, and it's been a while since I've posted here. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2012|08:51 pm] |
These aren't the kind of alien I'm used to dealing with. For one, they're not half as witty as Irkens.
... Man, I must have gotten my brain fried even worse than usual. I'm defending the wit of those space roaches. Welp, back to blasting these guys. If anyone needs any plasma blasters, I've got a pretty huge cache here at home. They're pretty foolproof. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|03:26 am] |
Oh, man. Me an' Pinkie are fighting aliens with party cannons.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2012|09:18 am] |
So not only have I been hearing phantom laughter, I haven't been able to keep track of where anything of mine is, AND to top it off, I've had trouble not walking outside naked.
That last one has already gotten me under fire. I walked out of my apartment and suddenly, naked. My middle-aged, chain-smoking, perpetually-wearing-a-bathrobe neighbor has been knocking on my door and propositioning me all morning. Ew |
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[Feb. 13th, 2012|04:52 pm] |
I feel like it's very important to make sure that Valentine's Day is celebrated the same way in this world as it is in mind.
The Goblins are running a popularity contest amongst the major heads of state, and we present gifts to them to tally it. Is that correct? And please, someone tell me that the Royal Apothecary Society doesn't exist here and that no Forsaken is putting out tainted love potions? That whole mess was nothing but paperwork. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|02:40 pm] |
You know what's gross? Sulfur-tinged ectoplasm. It takes nearly a whole tube of Goop to get it and the smell off.
Speaking of, is there anyone around anymore who might be able to take care of a little problem up in Scotland that's above my experience level? I'd call my guy, but he's got baby twins and I don't want to drag him away from that. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2011|11:32 pm] |
One day, I'd really like to get home and not be covered in some offensive fluid or another. That'd be great.
I'll be in the shower, Ferb. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | alistair, anders, anonymous author, damien thorn, dar prethan, dib membrane, draco malfoy, erik lensherr, ferb fletcher, phoebe, sebastian vael, sohma hatori, sohma shigure, tara maclay, tony stonem, varric tethras | ] |
Hello, beautiful people of Oz! It's been quite some time since I've been able to grace these boards with the work of the Anonymous Author. I come bearing three treasures, straight from the brilliant mind of the Anonymous Author.
As always, I will direct any feedback, compliments, or gifts to the Anonymous Author. Enjoy!
( Close your eyes and believe! )
( Two men of superior taste )
( Valor on velour ) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2011|10:43 pm] |
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[May. 9th, 2011|08:45 am] |
I'm pretty surprised.
By now, he should have found this forum and gleaned from it all the information he could.
Maybe he's slipping in his old age. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2011|12:37 pm] |
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[Mar. 27th, 2011|03:16 pm] |
I'm not entirely certain lending Eddie's code to run a practice room for superheroes was the best idea I've ever had. He's barely sane. I mean, he's gotten better over the time he's been running, but I don't know how trustworthy he is with lasers, force-fields and holographic projections.
Anyone else got an AI that he could interface with and make sure he doesn't go buggy while being the brain for the danger room? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2011|08:51 am] |
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[Jan. 13th, 2011|10:29 pm] |
I'm weirdly wistful for home. I know the place sucked, and I'd actually rather watch it destroy itself from far, far away, but y'know. You grow up in a place, and you get used to it, it's only natural that you feel a small amount of... I dunno. Attachment.
Anyone else feel that way? |
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[Dec. 27th, 2010|11:29 am] |
Seriously? The History channel is showing a program that says aliens made the pyramids. Even I'm not that much of a paranoid conspiracy theorist. People actually believe this? Yeesh. |
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[Dec. 13th, 2010|03:59 am] |
Gir? Did you leave this gift of... springy doodad things at the doorstep for us? Or was that 'Kady? Because it's cute. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|12:10 am] |
Oh yes, this is exactly what I needed this week. Thank you. Really. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2010|11:14 pm] |
Is it just me or has this message board taken a turn for the quiet? |
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[Sep. 5th, 2010|12:48 pm] |
I'm in a balloon! |
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[Aug. 10th, 2010|11:59 am] |
Another night, another few gallons of ectoplasmic guck covering me.
I'll be in the shower for the next couple hours. Eegh. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2010|12:37 pm] |
Hot.
Too hot to work. Or move. But I have stuff to do so I can't go to the beach.
Hot. Really hot.
Dib, can you or someone invent a waterproof laptop? Best of both worlds that way. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2010|01:25 am] |
fingers itchy for triggers, but not the drums of war. want to be brynhildr. want to line myself with stones to be strong for my willow. been practicing shuangdao. will be ready. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|01:41 pm] |
Does anyone round 'bout London need some fresh produce or some seedlings for the same? My sister knew I was coming, it seems, overdid things a bit and I don't have enough space for everything I've got. |
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[May. 14th, 2010|07:31 am] |
Because I'm a curious little Bohemian, I've gotta ask this. Especially since I've not considered doing it for ages.
Are there any people out there with 'weird' or unusual names? If so, I kinda run a club for people with weird names... dunno why, it just kinda happened. Pretty rockin', truth be told. |
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[May. 9th, 2010|09:47 pm] |
What the hell is Mother's Day? |
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[May. 6th, 2010|08:00 pm] |
You know, I just realized I've been here forever and nothing that bad has happened to me and mine. It's not half bad, really. Honestly, the worst thing to happen recently was Pam Anderson getting booted off that dancing show. Mmm, Pam Anderson.
I hope I didn't just shoot myself in the foot in the eyes of the Good Luck Fairy. |
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[May. 5th, 2010|08:41 pm] |
Hey, Dib.
Your sister is a MILF.
Just thought you should know. |
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[May. 3rd, 2010|10:31 pm] |
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really sick of Halo. I'm going to do the Reach beta because I feel obligated, but ugh, not looking forward to it.
I hate Q2.
Dib? What's going on at your place? Do not say anything, I am not getting soft. |
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[May. 4th, 2010|03:19 am] |
Umm.. Master Dib? We gotta problem.. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2010|01:52 am] |
Did you ever get the feeling your life was missing something, but you either can't figure out what, or the guesses you have aren't things that should matter? |
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[Apr. 27th, 2010|03:20 pm] |
WHO'S GOING TO DAAAANCE WITH ME?!? |
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[Apr. 26th, 2010|04:24 pm] |
Figure this is the place to make introductions. I'm Guerrero. I'm good at finding shit. I'm also good at making sure shit doesn't get found. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2010|12:46 pm] |
Ugh. Not looking forward to today's interview. After this case is done, I'll be glad to go back to chasing down hellhounds and skin walkers. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2010|03:44 pm] |
God, midterms were hell. I never realized how difficult being a teacher would be. And I thought working X-Files was hard.
Eskarina? How did your midterms go? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2010|10:07 pm] |
So, these portkey things, they're safe, right? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2010|05:01 pm] |
Gir? This is Geist. Geist is our new kitty, and she's going to live with us. Be gentle with her, because she still has all her claws, and if you scare her, she might not understand you're just trying to play.
It really is true what they say about cats choosing their owners. Or willing slaves. Whichever. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2010|08:58 am] |
MASTER! I made something for your sister-person's spawn! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2010|05:06 am] |
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[Apr. 15th, 2010|02:30 pm] |
Um.
Gir? Did you try to clean, today? |
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