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[Jan. 2nd, 2013|07:46 pm] |
Not a bad holiday season, but I think my mistletoe was defective. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2013|06:45 pm] |
How long is it acceptable to keep Christmas decorations up? |
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[Dec. 29th, 2012|03:29 pm] |
OI!
Because exclamation points and all-caps work the same as yelling, I know.
So, I realize it's short notice, but there's going to be a Non-Parental New Year's Party at McGee's Miscellany [London address], starting about dinnertime on Monday and going through to whenever we all wake up Tuesday.
RSVPs are nice, but hardly necessary, I know who you are. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2012|11:03 am] |
My goodness! It seems as if it's been a life-age since I've been here! |
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[Dec. 24th, 2012|12:23 pm] |
I want to see if there is a consensus with me on this.
Fruitcake is the most vile invention of the holiday season, and is really just an excuse to soak bread & fruit in cheap brandy. |
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[Dec. 21st, 2012|10:00 am] |
Which one of you butts forgot to get a tree for ghetto Mordhaus? BRB, going to go get a tree and some decorations so I have a place to put these presents.
I might not be into all this cheerful crappy music on the radio, but I will not stand for a lack of a yule tree. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2012|07:31 pm] |
This is the best time of year~.
WHO WANTS A CHRISTMAS PIANO? |
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[Dec. 18th, 2012|03:51 pm] |
I'm thinking Christmas Party. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2012|01:39 am] |
Where something bizarre happens, like getting sucked into an alternate dimension, and it seems really real, but you wake up and you realize it was all a dream?
Yeah, that last part? Totally not true.
Somebody bring me something for this hangover. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2012|01:30 am] |
I reckon I ain't never been so might' nervous in my entire life.
Wedding day done get's closer every day.
On a mighty happier note, the twins are a'crawlin'. Done keep having to chase'em down and bring'em back over to us. |
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[Nov. 7th, 2012|06:58 am] |
I hope everyone had a good Mischief Night. I know mine was good because I only just now woke up from it.
Seriously, I seem to be turning into my mother, going on coffee benders. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2012|10:07 pm] |
Well. This is not how I pictured the afterlife, which either means that I'm in for a very disappointing eternity, or something else has happened. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2012|10:26 am] |
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you aren't even born yet?
Henry, you'd better be here or I'm pretty sure pops will blow several gaskets. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2012|10:15 am] |
Gah, I have to choose my major. Can I double major in things? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2012|06:44 pm] |
So, luckily the me that was here before kept really good notes. Most people can't even tell that anything's changed. I do have a few openings, though, if anyone is interested in hiring a personal trainer. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2012|09:45 pm] |
I'd really appreciate it if the bloody vortex would make up its mind as to whether it wants me here or not. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2012|07:55 pm] |
ATTENTION FUTURE-KIDS AND SUNDRY OTHERS!
Laaadies, gontlemen, we now have only 34 days (which is including 4 full weekends) before Halloween.
Do we have a master plan? Do we have a few smaller plans that we can stitch together Dr. Frankenstein style to make a master plan?
In that same vein: The Boutique is open once again starting this weekend, and as usual is the Halloween Boo-Tique for all your costume creation/repair/rebuild needs! |
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[Sep. 18th, 2012|08:58 pm] |
2012? Oh, this is not good. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2012|11:06 pm] |
So apparently uncle Bobby and auntie Che got de-vortex'd, not sure when, but somebody else is at their place now.
Which means that I've lost my usual range. Anybody know a good archery or at least archery-friendly firing range? I'm not even picky about where, I know how to portkey. |
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[Aug. 30th, 2012|01:04 pm] |
Someone mind telling me why there's a cake in my apartment?
I did not buy a cake. Or order a cake. So why is there cake.
Correction. Why was there cake? |
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[Aug. 27th, 2012|10:14 pm] |
Okay. So. Checked the totem. Then checked it again. And again. I'm pretty sure I'm not dreaming, which means this is a whole level of weirdness I am nowhere near drunk enough to handle.
Why the hell is it 2012? |
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[Aug. 28th, 2012|12:42 am] |
I love how we all seem to turn up in waves. It's like the vortex gets bored and just throws another few of us back in time. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2012|07:37 pm] |
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a scientist Salarian. |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2012|11:00 pm] |
Okay, did I accidentally bump into L. Frank Baum's notebook or Judy Garland's shoes or something? Because this definitely isn't South Dakota. |
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[Jun. 16th, 2012|11:10 am] |
A lot of new arrivals lately. I admit I sometimes wonder if maybe this place isn't trying to get ready for something.
But considering the general make up of the people it steals, I couldn't begin to guess what the heck it could be. |
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[Jun. 8th, 2012|01:11 pm] |
I am craving dark chocolate brownies with bacon. Is this normal? |
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[May. 28th, 2012|04:45 pm] |
Hey Wakka?
Think with Rikku here now we could try building a good Blitz stadium? |
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[May. 26th, 2012|02:33 pm] |
It occurred to me just now that I've been like a complete hermit for a couple months now. So um, hi people, I'm Dib.
I'm really bad at mincing words, so let me just say it. Who wants to hang out and grab a couple beers with someone who has been crowned (It was a Burger Baron crown) the King of Weird Stories? First round's on me. |
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[May. 4th, 2012|12:13 pm] |
For my subjects, and anyone else that is concerned.
Scootaloo is doing just fine, the surgery only had a few complications that caused the procedure to take longer, but is expected to fully recover. |
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[May. 3rd, 2012|09:37 pm] |
So, for those of you who don't know, McGee's Miscellany is under new management again.
Mum got vanished, left the place to me. Going to be having a grand re-reopening this weekend, starting about midday tomorrow [London address] Come on by and find all the things you never knew you needed. |
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[May. 3rd, 2012|09:02 pm] |
Okay, so, like, going into my surgery for my WING! Going into the surgery room in like 20 minutes!
Wish me LUCK, everypony!
Yeah, LUCK, that I won't explode from how nervous going under the stuff that makes you fall asleep, being put into me! |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|09:00 pm] |
Well, glad that is over with. Probably a good thing I had parts of my home as a safehouse under it. Jake is at his normal age again too. However.. since the fight's done. I'm thinking that I shall throw a party very soon. :) |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|11:36 am] |
I can't believe people actually mistook those space creatures for goblins. They don't look anything like the real deal! And they don't smell anything like them, either. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2012|10:54 am] |
This isn't so hard, ya? After dealin' with Sin and fiends all the time, these guys are a piece of cake.
Been gettin' some pretty weird looks about my weapon of choice, though. Like they ain't seen a guy killin' aliens with a rugby ball before.
(Woulda used footballs - they take the shape of blitzballs, but they deflate way too easy, ya? Rugby balls are a lot more tough.) |
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[Apr. 27th, 2012|05:11 pm] |
You know, you'd think just once that the bad guys would skip the universe with Two Slayers, half a dozen superheroes, a bunch of Sailor Scouts and millions of ponies.
Not to mention the rest of us actually good at fighting.
Oh well, who wants to go barbeque some aliens? |
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[Apr. 25th, 2012|06:07 am] |
Okay.. been busy out in the field. And in the air. But these things have to come from somewhere, just don't know what yet. I'll still take on the main units, maybe a big thing too, until I learn more. If anyone needs help with fighting or getting somewhere safe, let me know? I'll be there to help.
Avengers, still going okay so far? Or is there any more info on this menace? Feel free to send me wherever if you think it will help. Or I can continue doing my thing I've done so far. But if you come across anything really big and need more help, call me and I'll get there soon. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|05:19 pm] |
Whatever these things are, they make one hell of an explosion.
Who'd have thought accidentally blowing stuff up would come in handy one day? Lnywo, lnywo ihejanca... |
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[Apr. 21st, 2012|07:49 pm] |
A banana just called me a bloody tart.
This is really starting to get on my nerves. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|11:43 am] |
Kevin, next time you tell me a concert in Stonehenge is a bad idea I promise to listen to you.
I'm not sure what happened after the tornado hit. I saw the rigging start to come down, and woke up on the grass a couple of miles from here with no one around. I hope everyone is OK. I'm pretty sure I'm not dead, since I don't think Valhalla has internet.
Speaking of internet, I'm in a pub in Salisbury. My dethphone isn't working (account inactive?) and I'm having to type this with a cocktail stirrer, as when I touch anything electronic it goes haywire. My dethcard isn't working either, but they were happy to accept my Euros. |
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