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[Apr. 9th, 2012|08:27 pm] |
So, anyone who's related to and/or friends with me and Neal Caffrey: Neal and I are planning to get married in early August, so make sure you're free for the first week or so.
Also: Peter Burke, you are so dead meat when I see you next. |
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[Apr. 4th, 2012|09:17 pm] |
I quit my job with Cirque. I'm going to perform for myself now, thanks so much. Tej, you think I could come over and practice singing sometimes? |
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[Mar. 14th, 2012|10:25 pm] |
Though I may have gotten hit while being mugged, I think the mugger came out worse. I'll call that a win. Though I take it most people don't deliver their attackers to the hospital, it seemed sporting. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2012|02:43 pm] |
Hey, 007, I need you to get your ladyfriend to do me a favor.
ETA; Bast? |
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[Feb. 23rd, 2012|11:02 pm] |
Caffrey, we're going camping this weekend. Pack a bag. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2012|11:21 pm] |
Oh yeah, this year I am totally on the ball with Valentine's Day. Then again, with a pregnant wife, I want to be on the ball for everything for the next eight months.
Neal, Moz, you on track? Need any help? I'm in a good mood, I could bust out the flashing lights for you. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2012|01:07 am] |
Neal Caffrey, you have an invitation for the 14th to go out with me. There's an envelope with further instructions inside an envelope in the leather binder you take to work. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2012|05:54 pm] |
( Peter ) |
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[Jan. 21st, 2012|09:01 pm] |
It's almost Valentine's Day, kids of Taunton, and by no coincidence does that holiday abbreviate to VD. I'm going to teach a few How to Use Protection seminars, and I'll cover everything from condoms to dental dams and which lubes taste like bleck. Be there, or be covered in itchies.
Hell, adults can come too if you need a refresher. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2012|03:15 pm] |
So, El won't be having wine with dinner anymore. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2012|01:45 pm] |
I'm going to be doing a song on the soundtrack for the film I was just in. Clearly, they haven't heard my singing voice. I apologize in advance to everyone for the headaches I'm about to give you! ♥ |
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[Jan. 6th, 2012|11:04 pm] |
I have a restaurant I want to go to, and I hate eating alone. Any takers? |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2012|12:11 am] |
Okay, none of you had better tell the news or anything, but EEEE I'M MARRIED! I've just got to get my name changed officially, but I'm Penelope Vael now, yee! And my wedding was gorgeous and I'm so glad that everyone who could show up did and it was beautiful and now we're going to Saint Bart's for a week and I am going to talk to NOBODY unless they're my husband.
And even then, I'm only talking to him if he's naked. Or if we're in public, getting food or drink. Got to keep up our energy levels. |
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[Dec. 19th, 2011|10:32 pm] |
Mozzie? ... he apparently has no last name? If you know him, could you please tell me about him? I have no idea what to do in terms of Secret Santa activities. |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2011|06:28 pm] |
Wow, I'd forgotten how good Super Glue is at holding cuts together. That's gonna scar over.
That was a rush and hella fun, who wants a beer? Drinks are on me tonight. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2011|10:45 pm] |
Mr. Caffrey? |
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[Nov. 13th, 2011|01:34 am] |
So, you all mean to tell me that this past Halloween was normal for you. |
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[Nov. 11th, 2011|10:19 pm] |
Peter?
This weekend? Not going to be available. I'm going to Dubai with BB. Staying here. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2011|10:07 pm] |
Hey, Mozzie. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2011|11:11 pm] |
;LKSDJVDFSANVKMXZ,
ISABELA, I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR EAR
Edit: Now that I'm done surprising people, I just wanted all of his other friends to know that SEBASTIAN ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM AND I SAID YES! |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|03:41 pm] |
I HATE BLOODY STUPID FRIGGIN' EARWORMS.
I GET IT.
THE ROOF IS ON FIRE.
NOW DIE IN YOUR CRUMBLING STUPID HOUSE, ARGH. JUST GET OUT OF MY EARDRUMS. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2011|05:53 pm] |
Hey, 007. Got a minute? |
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[Oct. 11th, 2011|12:59 am] |
Happy birthday, Caffrey. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|06:10 pm] |
Does anyone want to go dancing? I miss it! |
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[Oct. 7th, 2011|11:58 am] |
I've been training with il Mentore and Sir Auron and on top of that, doing my dance classes and practicing for Cirque for four hours a day and ... okay, I don't think that snapping sound my arm made a while ago was funny or nice of it. I'm going to take a pass on doing anything but laying here today and waiting for the throbbing to stop it. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|09:29 pm] |
I'd be more upset about being here if portkeys weren't so darn convenient. It's really helped me turn on the romantic. ... okay, and the promotion didn't hurt. ... and the new house. ... and less crime. ... okay, it's kind of amazing here.
But Neal? Next time you get a traffic ticket or a - wait, what is this, a noise violation? - make sure it doesn't end up on my desk. I'm not your babysitter, at least not anymore. ... as much. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|08:58 pm] |
( Neal Caffrey. )
You know, you'd think when the bouncer at the club gives you a warning, you'd shut the fuck up. But apparently I'm the logical one. Oh well.
A kitten followed me home yesterday, anybody want to adopt one? She's only got ... some fleas. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|06:29 pm] |
( BB )
( Peter )
Since my friend doesn't seem to be having any luck, I'll ask the place at large. Anyone have any expertise at authenticating sculpture? I got my hands on a little jade piece, and while it's amazing, Chinese/Korean is not my expertise. Can anybody help me out? |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2011|06:43 pm] |
Ow.
I want it on record that breaking your nose hurts. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2011|03:04 pm] |
Does anyone want to come color? I miss my spouse. |
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[Sep. 19th, 2011|06:22 pm] |
Oi, Neal, what's this I hear about you spying on my boyfriend and my ex?
... you just like people I stick my tongue into, that must be it. |
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[Sep. 7th, 2011|11:37 am] |
( Neal. )
Thanks for inviting me and El out, BB. It was nice of you. I was wondering if you would like to come to dinner some time with me and El and a couple of our friends? ... okay, I wasn't wondering, El made me pretend to wonder. Moz, you and your lady friend can come too if you want. |
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[Sep. 4th, 2011|12:10 am] |
Sono a casa!
Finally! |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2011|10:22 pm] |
I'm smitten with one of the most handsome men I've ever seen, my movie is coming along really well, and I got offered another part. I'm so happy! I want to share it with everyone. Maybe I should have a nice dinner and invite some of you. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2011|05:52 pm] |
Moz, are you settled? If so, I'd like to ask you on a proper date. |
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[Aug. 29th, 2011|03:45 pm] |
( Mozzie ) |
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[Aug. 25th, 2011|01:32 pm] |
Well that was interesting. |
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[Aug. 24th, 2011|01:41 am] |
( Peter? ) |
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