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[Sep. 26th, 2011|08:58 pm] |
( Neal Caffrey. )
You know, you'd think when the bouncer at the club gives you a warning, you'd shut the fuck up. But apparently I'm the logical one. Oh well.
A kitten followed me home yesterday, anybody want to adopt one? She's only got ... some fleas. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|06:00 pm] |
So I wake up at three in the afternoon, hungover as hell, covered in blood and peanut butter.
All I can surmise is that I was attempting to set a trap for a vampire with a peanut allergy. |
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[Sep. 2nd, 2011|03:26 am] |
Oh pooh. All my favorite immortals up and left.
Looks like I'll have to make do with you fine specimens. Anyone up for a house party, say, tomorrow evening, my flat, drinks and appetizers served? |
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[Aug. 9th, 2011|10:33 pm] |
Can someone come pick me up from the hospital? |
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[Jul. 30th, 2011|02:32 pm] |
I think I might go out again tonight. I had fun last time. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2011|07:29 pm] |
Bored now.
Anybody need a bodyguard/bouncer/hired muslce? Don't need the scratch, but the entertainment won't hurt. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2011|12:27 pm] |
Ow! |
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[Jul. 13th, 2011|11:13 pm] |
Unless you're part of my family, please stop gossipping about me. I'm really sick of it. I'm also not that fucking interesting.
Hell, even if you are. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2011|11:52 pm] |
I feel cut off here. The Fade's so silent, so... wrong.
I can't be the only one who's noticed that, right? I know I'm not exactly a 'regular' mage, but... still.
Edit: Actually, whilst I'm talking about the Fade... there's a Witch of the Wilds around here called Morrigan, isn't there? Just have to check. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2011|10:23 pm] |
It sucks having a mother who won't let you mope. She's right, but fuck, I want to. And every time I do, she casts Thunder on me. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2011|10:44 am] |
So, uh, you know that thing where you wake up from a night of heavy drinking to get over being dumped again preemptively celebrate America's Goddamn Birthday and realize that you've somehow managed to travel back in time?
Yeah, I've got that right now. Is there a word for that? |
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