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[Apr. 29th, 2012|11:36 am] |
I can't believe people actually mistook those space creatures for goblins. They don't look anything like the real deal! And they don't smell anything like them, either. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2012|08:51 pm] |
These aren't the kind of alien I'm used to dealing with. For one, they're not half as witty as Irkens.
... Man, I must have gotten my brain fried even worse than usual. I'm defending the wit of those space roaches. Welp, back to blasting these guys. If anyone needs any plasma blasters, I've got a pretty huge cache here at home. They're pretty foolproof. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2012|03:26 am] |
Oh, man. Me an' Pinkie are fighting aliens with party cannons.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2012|10:54 am] |
This isn't so hard, ya? After dealin' with Sin and fiends all the time, these guys are a piece of cake.
Been gettin' some pretty weird looks about my weapon of choice, though. Like they ain't seen a guy killin' aliens with a rugby ball before.
(Woulda used footballs - they take the shape of blitzballs, but they deflate way too easy, ya? Rugby balls are a lot more tough.) |
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[Apr. 27th, 2012|05:11 pm] |
You know, you'd think just once that the bad guys would skip the universe with Two Slayers, half a dozen superheroes, a bunch of Sailor Scouts and millions of ponies.
Not to mention the rest of us actually good at fighting.
Oh well, who wants to go barbeque some aliens? |
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[Apr. 26th, 2012|02:59 pm] |
Okay, so I've lost my mind. Can't say I'm exceptionally surprised but I didn't think 'alien invasion of earth' was the flavor it would take.
Syd? Weiss? I know it's unlikely, but if this is a shared delusion are you on this frequency? |
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[Apr. 26th, 2012|10:13 am] |
You mean I get to be a girl and I get to kick some ass. This is the best crazy ever! |
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[Apr. 25th, 2012|01:36 pm] |
( Haruka ) |
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[Apr. 25th, 2012|06:58 am] |
Mama! Papa! Other Senshi! Help?!
My Pink Sugar Heart Attack keeps failing... AGAIN!
Stupid aliens! Stupid Pink Moon Stick!
( ‘Д‘ ) |
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[Apr. 25th, 2012|06:07 am] |
Okay.. been busy out in the field. And in the air. But these things have to come from somewhere, just don't know what yet. I'll still take on the main units, maybe a big thing too, until I learn more. If anyone needs help with fighting or getting somewhere safe, let me know? I'll be there to help.
Avengers, still going okay so far? Or is there any more info on this menace? Feel free to send me wherever if you think it will help. Or I can continue doing my thing I've done so far. But if you come across anything really big and need more help, call me and I'll get there soon. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|08:42 pm] |
Aliens. Okay, didn't expect that. It's usually future killer cyborgs that I had to worry about. But I have a gun. Will need something with more bang, though. I'd like to help. Maybe even with explosives, if I can get some. Also.. seems I'm also super strong for a while now too. Maybe I can chuck heavy stuff at them as well.
Hey, Weasleys? You guys still around? Does your shop have anything too? I remember the last gadget was very useful during the last big fight. For me, anyway. Please tell me you got some stuff. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|06:20 pm] |
My mansion has a panic room. And also a bunker under the basement that can serve as a safehouse. So if anyone needs a place to hide out during this, it's open for anyone. Plenty of open space too. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|03:59 pm] |
Finally, a good and worthy fight. Seems they think they could attack me. Oh no, mistaken. I'm going to hunt for others. And they will kneel before Zod! But of course they won't, unfortunately. They will refuse and be punished for their defiance.
[Private]
If I ever find out where these ones came from, I will take their planet and make slaves of their people. Their world will be destroyed. They wil die as they deserve to! Of course, that all hinges on finding reliable information about their origins. Unlikely so far. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|03:20 pm] |
I've very much missed fighting.
It's almost like the good old days. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|01:06 pm] |
Hey guys! We should probably go fight stuff!
...Right? |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|10:56 am] |
Yeah. Okay. That makes sense.
Shepard, god that sounds stupid, mind if my squad bums a lift on your Normandy? I've got a feeling that somewhere in close space we've got a base to take out.
James, Ash, Jack? Get ready. We've got more than enough armor and weapons on the Normandy to send these assholes back home. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|05:19 pm] |
Whatever these things are, they make one hell of an explosion.
Who'd have thought accidentally blowing stuff up would come in handy one day? Lnywo, lnywo ihejanca... |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|11:50 am] |
...Pregnant or not, I'm not staying inside whilst this is going on.
Like hell am I letting some alien bastards take charge. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|02:50 am] |
What is going on this week?
I've been to terrified to leave my home. I pray to the gods, the goddesses, this earth for answers and I get nothing in response.
Have I been cut off from the element which holds me true?
If only the blonde hero were here, he would fix it. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|01:25 am] |
So, of course it's an alien invasion! I knew it! Well.. not here. But this was exactly what I had been guarding against back in my universe. Funny how I called it there and we have a real one here. I know of a certain general who can attest to that, being an alien himself.
I have a couple safehouses, explosives materials, weapons. They're free to anyone who wishes to use them. I'm here to help.
[Private]
It's nice knowing I was right in my own way. Usually am. But maybe I can use this to my advantage. Get people on my side. Who knows, maybe even make a run for the White House if any "heroics" on my part gets me a lot of supporters. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2012|02:35 am] |
...You're kidding me.
Anyone needs me, I'm driving these... things away. No, Melora, you can't come with me. Not until your clothes start staying on, anyway. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2012|05:35 pm] |
Usako, stay close.
Uranus, Neptune. Do what you can. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2012|07:39 pm] |
That's more like it.
Avengers, assemble. You too, Fury. I assume you can at least shoot something? You know, with a gun? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2012|09:22 pm] |
Abed. We're blown. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2012|07:08 pm] |
It was never about the usual. It was never about any of the usual.
You were a diversion, an impostor. But for who? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2012|11:46 am] |
( Gwen )
Merlin? Nothing's .. exploded yet, has it? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2012|12:36 am] |
OKAY, DISCORD! You've had your fun, now stop it!
Every time I try and put my binder on, it snaps off and my chest gets even bigger. I was fine with the hair color.
This is just cruel and personal. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2012|07:49 pm] |
A banana just called me a bloody tart.
This is really starting to get on my nerves. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2012|02:46 pm] |
Kimber! I am so glad you convinced me to buy this outfit! Do you have ANY IDEA how many guys have hit on me today! |
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[Apr. 21st, 2012|11:41 am] |
Katniss?!
What happened? We were on the train, and it got... attacked? Maybe? I don't know, none of this makes sense. Where are you?
...and why am I sparkling when I go outside? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2012|10:45 am] |
GAH, never going home again.
Eyeballs, need bleach! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|04:37 pm] |
I know a lot of people aren't having fun, but I kind of like the wings.
Katniss, did you turn into a bird or something weird too? |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|11:43 am] |
Kevin, next time you tell me a concert in Stonehenge is a bad idea I promise to listen to you.
I'm not sure what happened after the tornado hit. I saw the rigging start to come down, and woke up on the grass a couple of miles from here with no one around. I hope everyone is OK. I'm pretty sure I'm not dead, since I don't think Valhalla has internet.
Speaking of internet, I'm in a pub in Salisbury. My dethphone isn't working (account inactive?) and I'm having to type this with a cocktail stirrer, as when I touch anything electronic it goes haywire. My dethcard isn't working either, but they were happy to accept my Euros. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|09:46 am] |
( Hope ) |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|09:16 am] |
I didn't know trees had so much to say!
They worry about everything, though! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2012|12:46 am] |
Ladies and gentlemen, the show's about to begin!
It's going to be something you never forget... |
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[Apr. 18th, 2012|04:14 pm] |
Well, this seems like a nice, quiet place to settle down.
I think I'll stay a while. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2012|02:02 pm] |
You've never been this patient. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2012|01:40 pm] |
( Gaius ) |
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