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[Apr. 6th, 2012|09:11 pm] |
If I incoherently growl at you for the next ... two weeks or so - I'm quitting smoking. It's not you, promise. In other news: nicotine gum tastes like sadness, ashtrays, and a faint hint of minty pain. I don't recommend it, it's like being punished for trying to be virtuous.
Also: in before someone says OMG YOU SMOKED THAT'S SO BAD FOR YOU. Yes. I know that. Hence the quitting. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2012|03:51 pm] |
Quitting smoking is quite possibly the suckiest feeling in the whole world. I really shouldn't have started, but oh, god, I think I'm dying. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2012|11:26 pm] |
I cannot wait until Spring Break. Seriously, I want a week off of school and an excuse to wear a bikini for a while. Right now wearing one around my room is just weird. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2012|10:05 pm] |
... I have no idea what to get boys you're dating for Valentine's Day. It's way easier when you just sort of hook up sometimes. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2012|03:28 pm] |
Got my own place, and I'm sure everyone will agree that it's about bloody time. Strange to be living next to and above a cemetery instead of in one.
A lot easier to get cable though, I'll give it that. Now I just need a DVD player and all the years of Days of Our Lives that I missed thanks to the vortex. If anyone spoils me about what happened to Joey's baby, there will be hell to pay.
Rupert, I'd say thanks, but I'm not so daft that I can't tell the best way to thank you is to get the fuck out and don't come back. Sorry you're losing your best excuse to go out on the town with Faith. Try not to gather dust until the next time she comes to haul you out of your library. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2012|10:18 pm] |
augh ffffffuckingoddaaaaaamn
Wing tears hurt like the sun crashing into your balls, seriously, going to curl up and die now. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2012|05:50 pm] |
Anyone else just get a really odd sense of foreboding? Like something terrible is about to happen? |
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[Jan. 9th, 2012|02:03 am] |
( Zelda ) |
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[Jan. 8th, 2012|10:47 pm] |
Who knew that models would be so annoying. This was supposed to be my dream job. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2012|02:08 pm] |
( Duncan. ) |
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[Dec. 30th, 2011|07:41 pm] |
Duncan? I feel like I should apologize in advance for Jimmy. Hell, both of them.
Mr. Stark? If I hit your son, I promise to treat him before I send him home. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2011|12:04 am] |
Someone needs to tell Mr. Vortex that it is extremely rude to swoop someone up in the middle of a hangover.
I don't need the damn website, someone just tell me what year it is. |
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[Dec. 12th, 2011|11:33 am] |
Studying for finals. Fuck off. |
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[Dec. 11th, 2011|12:22 pm] |
With the Christmas Season fast upon us, we at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes would like to humbly invite you to peruse our shop for your holiday needs!
Okay, adverts aren't really my specialty (that's George, you see), but I'm sure that whoever may be on your list, you'll find the perfect gift in our store.
Also, we need test subjects. You won't be hurt, and you'll likely get a fantastic laugh. I forget anything, George? |
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[Dec. 8th, 2011|05:46 pm] |
EYOT! SHE'S HERE! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2011|07:34 pm] |
Daddy, can I ask you a question? |
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[Nov. 29th, 2011|09:00 pm] |
Okay, so Zel's back, and my dad is back.
But has anyone found Hope? ...no bad jokes please, she's heard them all.
Mr. Lensherr?
( Leandra )
( Zelda ) |
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[Nov. 28th, 2011|05:55 pm] |
( Melora. ) |
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[Nov. 25th, 2011|12:04 am] |
I'm home and I'm fine. |
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[Nov. 12th, 2011|09:55 pm] |
Bones, what did you do to me this time? |
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[Nov. 10th, 2011|05:28 pm] |
Oh right. With the zombies and Avengers and stuff, I forgot.
This place is boring. |
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[Nov. 9th, 2011|08:54 pm] |
Hair, makeup - done.
Cute dress - on.
Heels so high they should be banned in every country - on and dear god I'm going to blister.
I am a go for shenanigans. LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! |
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[Nov. 8th, 2011|08:52 pm] |
I don't believe it. I do not believe it. I have a family. I have a family. With kids, and everything. There's three of them. Or maybe five. But three who are here. And they're terrific. One of them's clearly his mother's boy, he's got her eyes and his brow furrows exactly the same way when he's concentrating, and one of them's got my sense of humor and knack for finding all the wrong things funny, and the third one has to be the most adorable kid in the world.
I can't believe this is my life. How did I get this lucky? If there were a Chantry handy, I'd go sing hymns to the Maker. Well, I maybe not sing, wouldn't want to hurt His ears with my off-key warbling. I'll find something.
Varric, thanks to you and all of yours for keeping a roof over their heads when they got here. I owe you one. I keep owing you one and then never paying you back and instead coming over to eat all of Esmerelda's pancakes, but you know what I mean.
No, I'm not going to stop babbling, why do you ask?
( Aveline ) |
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[Nov. 5th, 2011|05:29 pm] |
Man, I'm sure that was the worst Halloween we've had in years. They really didn't want to stop coming, did they?
So, for those of you who hadn't heard, we have a plan: beach party. There will be a bonfire, more hot dogs and roast marshmallows and whatever than we can stand, absolutely no smiting things, and generally taking it easy for a day. Who's in? Last one to comment gets buried in the sand, I say. Where's warm this time of year? |
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[Nov. 4th, 2011|02:05 pm] |
WHAT THE FLYING HELL?!
How'd a moose get in my room?! |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|10:52 am] |
And you guys said this place was boring! That was a fun time.
Now is time for a different kind of fun. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2011|07:29 pm] |
HEY. LEONARD MCCOY AND NAVI. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2011|12:19 am] |
Owww, my frakkin' head.
And uh. Wow, I'm lost, which is sad, since I was walking home from the library. Help? |
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