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[Mar. 23rd, 2012|08:44 pm] |
So, who had money on Carver getting blasted through a window at some point? |
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[Mar. 23rd, 2012|10:29 am] |
Varric, are you working on any new stories? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2012|11:01 pm] |
Penelope just told me some amazing news, and I wanted to tell all of you ... she's pregnant. We're going to have an heir to Monaco. I'm ... excited and terrified and everything all at once. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2012|10:25 am] |
Figures.
All that wildfire cost a fortune. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2012|11:42 pm] |
Hmm, maybe for my next book I'll write about the torrid affair between my maid and Choirboy's manservant. Love Amidst Servitude. It's got a nice ring. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2012|02:24 pm] |
Operation Dragon Swarm was a success, Prince is all taken care of, Rivaini's married with a child, and Hawke and her Two Magey Friends haven't blown anything up in a long time.
... now what do I do with my time? |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|11:53 pm] |
...I have the strangest sense of foreboding.
Varric, this wouldn't be anything to do with you, would it? |
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[Dec. 6th, 2011|05:54 pm] |
Marian? Feel like maybe going and grabbing a bite or something?
... that came out more awkward than it sounded in my head, I promise.
And does anyone know where one could train without getting strange looks from people? I get the feeling throwing fire isn't a usual talent for people around here. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2011|05:05 pm] |
Varric, I say this with love and kindness, but your new place is really far and above the Hanged Man. I can't believe how large it is.
Thank you so much for letting me stay here. It's so nice to have a place to call home again. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2011|02:33 am] |
No need to worry about me and Bethany. We're out, we're safe, we don't need a rescue party. No sign of King Alistair where we were kept, though.
Someone remind me never to annoy either of my sisters ever again. Bethany's gotten a lot stronger since I last saw her fight. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2011|01:09 am] |
I guess dating a rich guy has a few perks.
Never leaving home again, by the way. Batman, if you want to interview me for leads, you'll have to come here. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2011|05:06 pm] |
They've got Firecracker, and I'm paying to get her out. Hawke, Aveline, if you want me to get Carver and Prince, let me know. Maybe it'll get you a lead? |
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[Nov. 8th, 2011|08:52 pm] |
I don't believe it. I do not believe it. I have a family. I have a family. With kids, and everything. There's three of them. Or maybe five. But three who are here. And they're terrific. One of them's clearly his mother's boy, he's got her eyes and his brow furrows exactly the same way when he's concentrating, and one of them's got my sense of humor and knack for finding all the wrong things funny, and the third one has to be the most adorable kid in the world.
I can't believe this is my life. How did I get this lucky? If there were a Chantry handy, I'd go sing hymns to the Maker. Well, I maybe not sing, wouldn't want to hurt His ears with my off-key warbling. I'll find something.
Varric, thanks to you and all of yours for keeping a roof over their heads when they got here. I owe you one. I keep owing you one and then never paying you back and instead coming over to eat all of Esmerelda's pancakes, but you know what I mean.
No, I'm not going to stop babbling, why do you ask?
( Aveline ) |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|08:21 pm] |
Sister, it's considered nice to warn people before doing things like this.
...Marian? Anyone? |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|12:14 pm] |
... so Rivaini got married and now Choirboy's engaged? This world is mad, and if anyone expects me to be next, they're just being silly. Because seriously, given the weirdness of this place, I'd expect it to be Fenris and a mage or something.
BLONDIE, QUICK. ANGST. ANGST LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2011|03:52 am] |
Uncle Varric, tell me a bedtime story. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|10:25 am] |
So does this mean now you're going to make cute babies with very red hair?
Oh! You might not all know it, but my friend Hawke is a hero. She saved a whole city back home, maybe more than that. They called her the Champion! So if anyone needs saving here, you should ask Hawke, because she's amazing!
( Gaius ) |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|12:25 pm] |
Varric, my friend, I owe you a beer. Maybe several beers. Actually I probably owe you a whole tavern, but I can't afford one, so you'll have to settle for several beers. Let me know when you want to collect.
Incidently, I seem to be dating the most amazing woman in any world. Not sure how I got that lucky, but I'm not going to complain! |
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[Sep. 28th, 2011|08:27 pm] |
All right, you lot. I know there's been some dilly-dallying, but we've finally set a time for this ceremony. Aaron and I are going to be married in Monte Carlo, on the terrace of the grand palace, next Friday at dusk. The little reception party thing will be at [Upscale Pub, London] immediately following. Bring dates, but not mates - the alcohol won't last forever! |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|11:01 pm] |
( Varric ) |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|06:22 pm] |
You know, living with Hawke and Blondie and Daisy isn't really as exciting as I thought it would be. You three, do something interesting. There hasn't even been a dramatic fight! You people haven't broken anything - not even a vase! Just my heart because you're so ... normal. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|10:02 pm] |
"I'm a doctor," say his baffled tones
"Not a lover," or so he bemoans
To a delightful fairy
Who's not the least wary;
She'll happily jump on his Bones.
...I do not actually know why I've written this. What is this form? It's not one known in my time and place. And it's not at all lyric.
Even so, it is...strangely satisfying. |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2011|11:16 pm] |
Hey Varric, it's cool if I just throw all my stuff here, right? My lease might have run out while I wasn't quite paying attention. |
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[Sep. 20th, 2011|12:17 am] |
Bad thing: my tattoos are gone again. Just when I was getting used to them.
Good thing: I found my staff! Must've gotten thrown somewhere else when the vortex dropped me here. Loki keeps trying to chew on it, but it zaps him whenever he gets too interested.
Guess that week was the sort of weirdness this world is known for. Well, that and unexpected children from the future. I think I can deal with this. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2011|11:38 pm] |
Loki keeps running into doors. I think he really needs to learn to be a little less excited about people coming to the house. On the plus side, though, he hasn't tried to chew on anyone for a while now.
He's a lovable little idiot, really. Still miss Leo sometimes, but he's a good replacement. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2011|06:32 pm] |
Alistair, are we still on for next week, right? I'm thinking pizza this time. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2011|10:30 pm] |
If that left bruises, I'm going to find a way to hit the vortex. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2011|11:44 am] |
Firecracker's late. She's never late.
I'm going out to look for her. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|10:10 pm] |
Varric, I have to cancel tonight. Work. I have an interview with The Blur. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|11:17 am] |
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[Jul. 8th, 2011|06:43 pm] |
And so the falcon had tamed the halla, but would she be any match for the creeping tawny cat that had set his eyes upon her love? For the halla was sweet and innocent, if not a bit naive, and while the world-wise falcon would have liked to keep her safe, the sinewy muscle of the tawny cat was irresistable.
Even to the falcon.
And lo, the two became three. Falcon found that she couldn't help but press her lips to the he-mage's mouth, and the three of them embraced their passion as quickly as they had embraced being apostates, as quickly as they had embraced anything. And besides, the falcon and halla had to admit that their coupling had been awfully short on staves.
How do you like it, Hawke? Daisy? Blondie?
Think it's near done. ... and I sure hope you don't mind me outing your little household like this. (Esmerelda told me ages ago.) |
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[Jul. 1st, 2011|12:33 pm] |
Three Hearts Ablaze. Has a nice ring to it for a book title, I think. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2011|02:13 pm] |
I found a place not too far from a free clinic I've applied to. I'm almost completely moved in. Maybe we can have a house warming party. One with much less alcohol as my last party. I don't think I'll ever drink that much again.
( Zevran ) |
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[Jun. 22nd, 2011|12:02 pm] |
I suppose there's corruption anywhere there is power.
( Private ) |
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[Jun. 18th, 2011|10:34 pm] |
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My friends! Drinks are on me! [address] |
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[Jun. 16th, 2011|04:52 pm] |
Do you think he still sleeps with Bianca in his bed? |
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