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[Jun. 18th, 2012|04:15 pm] |
Ow ow ow ow ow ow. Aveline, sweetheart, next time we spar, go easy on me, hm? I think you nearly had my arm off with that last hit.
After such a painful and humiliating afternoon (she beats me two times out of three; what's a poor ex-Warden to do?), I definitely need a drink. Auron, you free for a trip to the pub later? Painkillers in handy alcoholic form sound like just what the doctor ordered. Or would order, if I asked a doctor. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2012|01:01 pm] |
Braska.
You should come home. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2011|10:40 pm] |
I have gone to a place called Starbucks, and tried something called coffee. It is magnificent. It comes in so many flavors. There is one called egg nog, so I tried that. Someone told me that egg nog is another kind of drink that is cold and tastes like custard and I like that as well!
But mostly I very much like this coffee. So much so, that I have written a song about it. It isn't complete yet, but I will sing it for anyone who wishes, once I'm done.
I've very much missed writing music. All of these new flavors are fantastic. I suppose I don't mind this place as much as I thought I did. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2011|03:14 pm] |
Halloween was a BLAST and I loved every minute of it, even when I stabbed this gross spider thing in the thorax and got covered in sticky probably spleenards. (Spleenards is spleen plus innards, just covering all my bases here. I don't specialize in insects, I'm a people doctor, kthx.)
But the next best part, the half price candy? That's the part I've been enjoying. There's something fabulous and magical about sitting in the bath, eating discount Milky Ways. Yes, I did go to the States to get their candy, no, you can't have any. |
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[Nov. 5th, 2011|01:26 pm] |
I have prayed so many times. I have sung songs, and praised the Maker, but I do not know if He can hear me here.
I only wish to serve him, but how can I when I am but one? Do I make my own Chantry?
Is anyone else here feeling cut off from their God? |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|12:21 pm] |
It's so strange, getting used to silence again. I used to to hear and feel Darkspawn all the time.
Now they're gone. I certainly don't miss them, but the quiet is oddly unsettling too.
I really expected to be immune from weird after the last seven years. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2011|07:14 pm] |
Right, now that that's over, I'm going to sleep for at least a week. Maybe a month. Someone wake me in time for that Thanksgiving thing, any holiday based off of eating a ton of food is one I want to experience. Until then, I'm going to bury myself under as many pillows as I can find. If any more monsters show up, tell them to look for me in the Fade, because I'm not moving for anything.
...okay, exceptions might be made for the gorgeous redhead who's teaching me how to shoot straight, but otherwise, sleeping now. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2011|09:57 am] |
Thank you to those that assisted me during the Halloween fiasco. I really do hate that holiday... |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|12:18 pm] |
We're trying to do a Dementor sweep but this is a rather large world, you all might have noticed. Where do they seem to be the worst; Hermione and I will head there as soon as we can.
( Dumbledore )
( Hermione ) |
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[Oct. 29th, 2011|06:50 pm] |
Teja, this armor you made me was worth every penny. The sword and shield, too.
Mary's-brother-I-never-caught-your-name, your sister's here, our healers are looking her over. For all I know you're here too, I haven't had a chance to look around, but just so you know. Look for, uh, let me think, Yuna or Dar, I believe, to find out how she is, if you haven't yet.
Everyone else, would you believe that someone tried to order a pizza--actually about twenty pizzas--and the guy delivered them? Didn't even charge us extra, apparently he's getting a kick out of being able to use a shotgun on the job. I ate two. Best pizza ever. Definitely remembering that place for next time I'm in this city.
But Andraste's flaming pyre, what would I give for some sleep that's not interrupted by screaming or growling or Maker knows what.
( Aveline ) |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|06:13 pm] |
Okay, note to self, monsters do not want lemonade. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|01:29 pm] |
Can anyone tell me what's going on? What is the cause of all this?
The school I have been teaching at has been closed understandably. Where I come from, I am part of a group that specializes in rescues. If anyone needs any help with all this craziness I can get to you with this port key system I keep hearing about...
I sure miss Thunderbird 2 in a situation like this.... |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|02:32 pm] |
I have a... something bit me. I don't feel very well. |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|11:36 am] |
I knew it. This place seemed too good to be true. |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|07:17 pm] |
33! |
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[Oct. 26th, 2011|01:18 am] |
Can someone please tell me what exactly is going on? This is not Ferelden nor Lothering for that matter. |
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[Oct. 25th, 2011|08:46 pm] |
Does anyone else have the feeling something big and nasty is on the way?
( Alim and Anders )
Edit: ( Aveline ) |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|12:14 pm] |
... so Rivaini got married and now Choirboy's engaged? This world is mad, and if anyone expects me to be next, they're just being silly. Because seriously, given the weirdness of this place, I'd expect it to be Fenris and a mage or something.
BLONDIE, QUICK. ANGST. ANGST LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW. |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|09:32 pm] |
You know what? Life is good. Life is really, really good. And I'm not just saying that because I've learned about fondue. I have got to try this someday. An entire meal based around dipping things into cheese mixed with beer. Clearly, there is a Maker, and he likes me.
( Aveline ) |
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[Oct. 17th, 2011|05:16 pm] |
Let me understand this fully.
Children will knock on my door, and I am expected to give them candy. |
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[Oct. 16th, 2011|04:55 pm] |
Would anyone like to explain why there is a robotic unicorn following me? |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|03:18 pm] |
This is not Gotham. But I wouldn't say it's better than Gotham either. The same crime, the same corruption.
And I'm not any more sure that I'm doing good here than I was there. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|11:03 pm] |
( Auron ) |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|04:38 pm] |
Bloody hell, I had to do some fast thinking to come up with a "maiden name" for the marriage license! Why did no one tell me there'd be a marriage license? I must've looked like an idiot. Anyway. Rather happy now. Just wanted to thank all you lot who came to the ceremony and the party. Sebastian, thank you so much. It was ... wonderful, all of it.
And now, it was a lovely time, but now, if anyone wants me or Aaron for the next week or so, they can, with my great love and appreciation, piss right off.
( ooc ) |
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[Oct. 8th, 2011|12:35 am] |
Oh, balls!
Cock, cock, cock! |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|08:23 pm] |
TONY.
STOP TEXTING ME AND ASKING ME TO TEXT YOU PICTURES OF MY BOOBS. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|05:05 pm] |
That certainly was an exciting party; I believe it is safe to say we seldom have gatherings like that in Rohan. My congratulations to the fortunate couple as well.
With the Pub closed for the week though, I fear I have very little to occupy my time. What is there to do in this world? |
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[Oct. 4th, 2011|10:25 am] |
So does this mean now you're going to make cute babies with very red hair?
Oh! You might not all know it, but my friend Hawke is a hero. She saved a whole city back home, maybe more than that. They called her the Champion! So if anyone needs saving here, you should ask Hawke, because she's amazing!
( Gaius ) |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|12:25 pm] |
Varric, my friend, I owe you a beer. Maybe several beers. Actually I probably owe you a whole tavern, but I can't afford one, so you'll have to settle for several beers. Let me know when you want to collect.
Incidently, I seem to be dating the most amazing woman in any world. Not sure how I got that lucky, but I'm not going to complain! |
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[Sep. 30th, 2011|10:18 am] |
Zevran, two things.
I will go to this wedding with you. It was kind of you to invite me.
However, the best place to ask me was not from my bedroom window after dusk. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2011|06:19 pm] |
Woah, wait, what?
This doesn't look like Spira or Zanarkand or even... wait, no that's everywhere. Where am I? |
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[Sep. 26th, 2011|06:33 pm] |
So, in celebration of Stark Industries having a ridiculously awesome opening on the Exchange, I'm going to say drinks are on me this Friday after that wedding thing on the other planet. Unnamed Pub. We'll figure out catering too, while we're at it. Get you two crazy kids started off right.
Sound like a plan?
( Merry & That Other Short Guy I Haven't Met Yet ) |
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[Sep. 25th, 2011|06:30 pm] |
Hey, Alistair.
Let's go get pissed together. |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2011|09:54 am] |
( Private )
Alistair, I think I need to reschedule coffee. Something came up. |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2011|07:56 pm] |
To the young men following me around on my patrols:
Stop it. You're likely to get yourselves hurt. I'm getting too old for this shit. |
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