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[Apr. 2nd, 2012|09:23 pm] |
Ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng...
Right, I got one simple question: where am I, and where the hell is my ship and crew?
...that was two questions. Nevermind. Just answer them! |
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[Mar. 18th, 2012|07:31 pm] |
Anyone seen Jayne Cobb or River Tam running around?
Now they've both gone missing. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2012|09:44 am] |
Mmm, I love holidays. Especially ones that create such desperation. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2012|10:21 am] |
All the sugary crap got real cheap yesterday. Not as good as Mary's cookies, but ain't half bad.
( Naked Lady ) |
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[Dec. 8th, 2011|02:42 pm] |
Ok, not to freak anyone out, but does anyone have a cage I can use for the next three nights?
In theory, might not need it. But I'd rather not take chances. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2011|10:45 pm] |
Jayne, honey, you don't have to lurk in my doorway, you can come in and have pie. Are you okay? |
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[Oct. 28th, 2011|10:31 am] |
( Jayne ) |
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[Oct. 24th, 2011|10:03 pm] |
Lilith? Do you want to go out sometime? Like... on a date? |
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[Oct. 12th, 2011|08:06 pm] |
My house is so empty. Does anyone want to sit and watch movies with me for a while? |
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[Oct. 9th, 2011|08:01 pm] |
Anyone seen my hat? |
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[Oct. 1st, 2011|11:57 pm] |
Well, this is new. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2009|02:01 pm] |
Eve's gone. |
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|10:02 pm] |
Because nobody should spend a holiday feeling unloved - or a day at all - I'm making cookies for people without valentines. The point of the holiday is about love, and I think we all have plenty of that.
So, if you find yourself feeling down, let me know. I've got hugs and sugar. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2009|05:23 pm] |
( Adam ) |
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[Jan. 26th, 2009|03:06 pm] |
That shit was not fucking funny. |
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[Jan. 20th, 2009|06:24 pm] |
Adam? |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|09:13 am] |
Where's my husband? What is this place?
God? |
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[Jan. 1st, 2009|11:34 pm] |
Anybody notice that there are too many damn high holies running around here? As if the one true god wasn't bad enough. Fuck. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2009|10:07 pm] |
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2008|03:22 pm] |
( Eve ) |
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[Dec. 8th, 2008|06:38 pm] |
There is something inherently flawed about the idea that I, Lucifer, am making an honest woman of the Virgin Mother. |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|03:21 pm] |
Lilith, where the fuck are you and your woman? I'm going to be very sore with you if Mary's pumpkin pie spoils before I get the chance to eat it. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2008|09:02 pm] |
Goddamn, it's fucking cold outside.
( Eve ) |
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[Nov. 7th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
He asked me to marry him and I said yes!
Lilith, I know you hate him, but will you come to the wedding? |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2008|08:30 pm] |
God damn. Everything aches like a motherfucker.
( Private ) |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2008|11:10 am] |
This is exactly the sort of shit I need right now. Except for my shirt suddenly getting torn and wet. This is some cosmic objectification shit. But, otherwise it ain't so bad. I can hit the shit out of these zombies and pretend it's Lucifer's head I'm bashing in.
( Eve + Mary ) |
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[Oct. 24th, 2008|04:10 pm] |
( Private ) |
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[Oct. 6th, 2008|03:29 pm] |
( Private )
( Eve )
I gotta stop watching television. I put on a soap opera and gave it a try and I just don't get it. It was all shitty story lines and boring characters. The only appeal was the naked scenes and nobody got that naked. I can find better in porn. Apparently, women enjoy this shit. Anyone want to explain why? |
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[Sep. 27th, 2008|12:35 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | adam, cassidy turner, eve, god, julien boudreaux, kon-el, lilith, lucifer, megatron, mia jesbar, sam winchester, satan, sonya blade, stephen colbert, the functionary | ] |
Ahh, that's better. A month of skeeball and porn really gives a deity a fresh look at things, you know?
So who missed me? And who can I smite? I had some reeeeeally long naps for awhile there. |
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[Sep. 26th, 2008|10:56 pm] |
( Lucifer ) |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|09:34 pm] |
Damn, it's been a slow week. |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2008|01:44 pm] |
Happy equinox everybody. It'll be a few weeks yet before the leaves actually start falling here, but it's still tradition to have bread and soup for dinner, and tea and gingersnaps for dessert, at least, that's what the tradition is in my family.
Cass, Soren, Sable if you're around: I know that Tortuga's even more temperate than here, but do you want me to come over and make some anyway? I've got a few days off, they're changing the schedules around.
Everybody else: Are you celebrating? If so, how? If not, why? |
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[Sep. 10th, 2008|09:00 pm] |
( Mark House )
Damn, I want to have some sex to celebrate recent happenings. Where my lesbians at? Would anybody be interested in an orgy sometime? |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|07:39 pm] |
God's lucky he disappeared when he did cause if I could, I'd be on my way to punching the fucker in the face. Spiteful bastard with his whiny ass baby boy. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|07:15 pm] |
It's looking like I missed the memo again.
I thought we agreed, this Banishment crap was going to at least come with a warning, from now on. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|05:27 pm] |
They teach women's studies. And feminism.
I wish I'd found this shit sooner. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|02:39 pm] |
There, no more dead people. And Europe is back, mostly. What needs to be back. People have been moved and taken care of.
Thank God, not me. |
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