the holonet

[Steve]

Do you happen to have (or know where I can find) some music from Earth? American music, maybe?
Not that I have anything against Brit music, I mean... hello Pink Floyd, Queen, Blur and so on, but right now I'd kill for some Aerosmith, the good ol' Bruce Springsteen, some Halestorm, heck, even Ac/Dc (yes I know, they're Australian).

Is there some place on Naboo that has music from our planet? Or... you know back home there were people who were.. ehm. Illegally downloading music to get it for free. I mean yeah, that's such a bad thing to do, I know but have you see how much it costs you? Heck, I still have to pay off my iPhone! So... uhm. It doesn't happen here, does it? Downloading music for free, I mean.
I'm suffering from music-withdrawal. I need it!

Aww, how cute. Just look at all the rejects the rift has been throwing up lately. Probably running around panicking and being a bunch of sheep to the status quo.

Are any of you interesting or are you just as boring as the last few batches?

So it seems that I'm back to studying a manual. Again. First the stuff I had to learn about the nations within the Intergalactic Commonwealth (and all the... "Rules for being a good Entitled". Nope, still not Queen Elizabeth.), now I've been given this... "Immigrants Handbook". I mean... would a Lonely Planet be too much to ask? Maybe with a normal vacation attached to it? Highlight on "normal"? Sure, I shouldn't ask too much. Technically speaking I'm an alien. Being born on a ship in the middle of Ocean does that to you, according to the Immigration. Isn't this highly ironic? I can turn it upside down as much as I want... but I'll always be an Immigrant. Only here I'm legal. So much for aunt Nino's prediction that I was destined for great things. I always, always said it: astrology is total bullshit.

According to this booklet, out there it's dangerous. Ha! Big news indeed. I suppose I should've gotten used to the danger, but now I'm on my own, someplace far away from home. Vladie says I'm smart - another one of the countless reasons why I'm unmarried, but I'm still voting for the fact that showing up at a date smelling like toilet detergent tends to scare potential boyfriends away - yet what am I supposed to do for a living? The nice officer said I've been given a salary to get by for about six months, so I have some time to figure it out. No more toilet scrubbing, thank you very much.

It seems I even have a place on my own. Hell, yeah! Privacy, at last! I love my family, but sleeping with your mom and aunt for all of your adult life can be... a bit overwhelming. Of course, the soft snoring has the magic power to make the nightmares go away. If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you, according to Nietzsche. I can still see his eyes sometimes when I go to bed. I guess recovering from some bruises takes longer. There isn't a band-aid for your heart or your brain. Well, I have this pretty handsome splice that will definitely get mad at me for getting lost... somewhere in the universe, but it's not my fault. He can't be mad at me, can he? I didn't do anything. Maybe I should've asked the nice officer to write it down on paper for future records. Damn.

All right, focussing on the bad stuff won't make it go away, so for now I should try to understand what the heck I'm supposed to do here. Think positive. Think positive...
Oh! Yeah. I got this smart..thingie. Looks like a tablet.
Feeding your internal nerd: check.

Hello. My name's Jupiter Jones and I have a compulsive tech-shopping problem.

No, I can't be back here right now...the team's in trouble.

[Spoilers for 3.16 in comments]

In about a week, I'll have been here for three months. It feels like it's gone by in the blink of an eye. I used to imagine other worlds, even used to imagine what it'd be like to visit another realm, maybe Asgard. I never really thought I'd end up somewhere like this.

At some point, I should probably find myself a paying job instead of just spending my time wandering around. I haven't had one of those since I joined the Army. I wonder if I could sell a painting or two around here.

(NEW) AVENGERS:

We should talk about how long we want to stay on Naboo, or if any of us want to try our hands at space travel. I feel restless here, personally, knowing how much good we could be doing for the galaxy at large.

AHSOKA TANO:

Would you mind if I asked you about the Force?

[ooc: lol oops wrong community]

Now, I understand that some people might find this amusing but I assure you that I do not. Especially with something that is an entirely fictional place.

And I still would choose my bike over the space ship.

Alec

I haven't decided if your silence is a good thing or a bad thing.

You all have a fascinating place here, this planet Naboo. Truly beautiful. It seems I am not the only new visitor? I welcome new friends among all this galaxy's peoples. My name is Diana, daughter of Hippolyta, and Queen of the Amazons on my home planet. I am an ambassador, and most pleased to meet you all.

[Avengers/SHIELD]

Anyone up for a drink? Maybe a drink and a sandwich? Where the hell do you get a BLT on an alien planet, anyway?

The learning curve on this holo is intuitive at least. My name is Natasha Romanoff, and I hear there might be people that I know here.

I was sixteen when I got here, and now I'm in my thirties. This place hurts even my head.

FINN:

Resistance. You were talking to me about it. How do I get started?

POE DAMERON:

Looks like you've got some friends talking about the Resistance on the holonet.

Hey, Cap. Heard you were here. Any chance you can meet the next shuttle down from the station? They're talking about taking me to see the doctors, and I don't want to be made out of plastic.

[after the recent arrivals... arrived, lol]

PEGGY CARTER:

Bucky's here. We'll be back at our place.

I have a question for those of you who are more familiar with Naboo than I am. What would you recommend I see or do while I'm still here? There's so much history on this planet alone, and I find myself at a bit of a loss as far as where to start.

Knowing that there are different realms is one thing. Knowing someone who's actually traveled between realms is another. Actually doing it yourself is something else completely. Some friends have said inter-dimensional travel is, theoretically, possible, but I don't know if any of us actually expected it to happen.

Hello. I'm Steve Rogers, and I just got here. This is my first time on another planet besides the one I was born on, so it's going to take some getting used to. On Earth, I was an Av an artist and a soldier, among other things. Guess I'll have to figure out how my skills fit in here. Any advice that people who've been here longer could give would be appreciated.

Hello to all. My name is Xiria Orion and I'm a resident of this galaxy. I don't know how those of you from other universes or timelines were brought here or why it happened, but I'll certainly try to help you adapt to your current circumstances. I am multilingual and have traveled quite a bit since I was old enough to.

I can only imagine how disorienting and stressful it must be to suddenly wind up here with no explanation, and I'm sorry people have to endure that. Please don't hesitate to ask for my help. All I ask in return is that you be open minded and honest.