the holonet

Hello everyone. My name is Luke Skywalker, some of you may know me, many of you will not if I am understanding the situation at hand. It's taken me awhile to get briefed on the scenario, but I think I'm beginning to understand.

Regardless, I am familiar with this Galaxy, though vaguely only a little aware of this planet. I can help provide any information you require, to the best of my knowledge, as well as aide in anything else you might require.

I am already pleased to meet so many of you, I'm sure, and while we work on getting everyone back home I do look forward to getting to know you all.

This is...impossible.

OK, I swear it wasn't me. I know he said my existence could break time, but this is a little extreme.


So, can someone point me to another who can maybe sorta direct me to where I'm supposed to get my TARDIS? They took it from me upon arrival, and I kind of want it back. Big, diner-looking, thing. Seems like it should be stuck in the 1950s (even though it was built for the '60s), but really is bigger on the inside? Maybe?

So...I know this one. Space...the final frontier. Or something.