the holonet

Alucard wants to meet with me. He's even said flat out for me not to trust him, so I'm not going into this blind, but I am going. But I'm letting you know. Just in case it goes really bad.

Hey. Checking in while I'm still on Naboo. How are you doing? What's happening?

What kind of sports are there here? What about in everyone else's universes?

In mine, there's a really popular one called Brass Rackets, but nobody's heard of it in this galaxy.

You should all take deep breathes and focus on becoming more positive and centered with your inner eye and the beauty of the world around you.

We should have an orgy.

[Buffy Summers]

I have had the opportunity to speak with the other Jedi and the students under our instruction. All are happy to welcome your crew. I will transmit the settlement's coordinates momentarily.

My name is Selene.
        
I recently ran across a distant cousin of mine. He suggested that you and I should become acquainted; he seemed to think we have much in common.
         
I have my own ship and can meet up with you just about anywhere. Currently, I am headed for Naboo to restock and give the crew a bit of shore leave, if that would be convenient for you.

[Buffy Summers]

Miss Summers, if you have a moment, I would like to speak with you.

[Private to Buffy]

I will be arriving on Naboo in a few days, if you wish to verify that I am still myself.

If you were looking at that informal archery club I mentioned, I got us a place. Nice little spot out in the woods. Of course, the Naboo don't want us accidentally shooting anything we shouldn't, so it's fenced off. But it's big.

I'm not looking to start an archery school. You come out, you do that at your own risk. You accidentally shoot someone, you own up and make it right Better yet, never accidentally shoot someone. Or on purpose shoot someone. Don't make me come out there to clean up your mess.

....I think perhaps I took one to many uppers with that Absinthe.

Dean? Chuckster?....Risa?

No matter how far you travel, humans still find a way to perpetuate the same sins. Poverty, violence, theft. I can't decided if it's refreshing or a disappointment.

[Buffy]

I believe that I've successfully captured the interest of the First Order.

Of freaking course. This is exactly what I needed in my life right now.

So. Jedi. If I wanted to talk to any of them, who would be the one I should talk to? Like the one that knows their stuff, has good references, and can be trusted?

In about a week, I'll have been here for three months. It feels like it's gone by in the blink of an eye. I used to imagine other worlds, even used to imagine what it'd be like to visit another realm, maybe Asgard. I never really thought I'd end up somewhere like this.

At some point, I should probably find myself a paying job instead of just spending my time wandering around. I haven't had one of those since I joined the Army. I wonder if I could sell a painting or two around here.

(NEW) AVENGERS:

We should talk about how long we want to stay on Naboo, or if any of us want to try our hands at space travel. I feel restless here, personally, knowing how much good we could be doing for the galaxy at large.

AHSOKA TANO:

Would you mind if I asked you about the Force?

[ooc: lol oops wrong community]

[Private to Buffy]

I am meeting with a representative of the First Order tonight.

Seriously, I never thought I'd say this...

But I suddenly really miss having a Watcher. Maybe I should start taking applications for the position.

You all have a fascinating place here, this planet Naboo. Truly beautiful. It seems I am not the only new visitor? I welcome new friends among all this galaxy's peoples. My name is Diana, daughter of Hippolyta, and Queen of the Amazons on my home planet. I am an ambassador, and most pleased to meet you all.

It's so nice to see that there's still a war to keep me busy.

My leash is terribly loose in this place. I wonder which side wants me more.

[Filtered to People from the Rift]

So the First Order is out there. And it's big and it's efficient and it's powerful. And it will find out that you're here and it will come for you. And I don't mean in a "come join us while we free the galaxy" kind of way, but in a "come join us or die" kind of way. Naboo is peaceful, always has been, but once the First Order has a plan, they will use that to their advantage and they will take this place over.

I know they have the holovids. They'll show you liberation of labor camps, they'll show you First Order ships bringing food and blankets to planets that the Republic screwed over. But it's a trick. They did those things for power, not for charity. They destroyed not just the Republic, but the entire system where its capitol was located.

The Resistance needs your help. Don't listen to the First Order. They have to be defeated and we're going to need your help to do it.

So, right. Are there any priests around here or anyone know where I can get some actual holy water? Preferably priests from Earth, but only because I have no idea if any local type of holy water will be of use to me.