the holonet

You all have a fascinating place here, this planet Naboo. Truly beautiful. It seems I am not the only new visitor? I welcome new friends among all this galaxy's peoples. My name is Diana, daughter of Hippolyta, and Queen of the Amazons on my home planet. I am an ambassador, and most pleased to meet you all.

I'm so bored I almost miss school.

[Filtered to People from the Rift]

So the First Order is out there. And it's big and it's efficient and it's powerful. And it will find out that you're here and it will come for you. And I don't mean in a "come join us while we free the galaxy" kind of way, but in a "come join us or die" kind of way. Naboo is peaceful, always has been, but once the First Order has a plan, they will use that to their advantage and they will take this place over.

I know they have the holovids. They'll show you liberation of labor camps, they'll show you First Order ships bringing food and blankets to planets that the Republic screwed over. But it's a trick. They did those things for power, not for charity. They destroyed not just the Republic, but the entire system where its capitol was located.

The Resistance needs your help. Don't listen to the First Order. They have to be defeated and we're going to need your help to do it.

So, right. Are there any priests around here or anyone know where I can get some actual holy water? Preferably priests from Earth, but only because I have no idea if any local type of holy water will be of use to me.

Stiles, pick somewhere for us to go. Naboo is boring.

Let me get this straight. This galaxy is governed by a Republic. Or it was. Apparently, humans still can't avoid going to war with each other. Or other species. So at least that's stayed the same. And you've got problems with remnants of an empire that used to control everything. But no problems with Entitled, no armies built up from splices, no planets seeded for harvesting.

Oh, and you've got a wormhole you can't close or aim anywhere randomly spitting people out on a space station.

Have I covered everything important?

This might sound stupid ... but what about school? It's not like I can walk into the registration office and hand the people there my transcripts. Or are high school and college not a thing here?

Stiles

Lydia is here now. She wants us to all talk or whatever.

You have got to be kidding me.

I'd really rather be back in Beacon Hills with my dad and my pack all my friends, but at least Malia is here with me. And I guess I'm settling in. I just still can't believe it's real. How is this real? I've seen a lot, done a lot, o crazy things but this? This shouldn't be happening.

Are there like...space deer?

So.... this is new. Did anyone see all the ALIENS? Weird, am I right?