the holonet

[Private to Caroline Forbes]

I was reluctant to speak on the matter until I was certain but now that I am quite sure it's him, there's a man here by the name of Marcel and it would be in your best interest if you were to avoid contact with him. Certainly do not let him know that you and I are friends know one another.

How do little kids have so much energy? Can we bottle it?

I can't help feeling restless. Staying busy was practically a requirement at home, but I'm not always sure what I should do here.

Anyone have suggestions for family friendly activities? Lizzie and Josie are getting cabin fever.

Well, now I can add my name to those who have slipped from this galaxy back into their own.

[Private to Caroline]

A play date shall have to be arranged. My daughter has returned with me.

[Klaus Mikaelson]

Where are you? I'm freaking out right now. And alcohol is not going to help this one. No amount would...oh my GOD!

I've no concerns about whatever war is rumored to be brewing. I think what needs to be considered here is not what we can do for one side or the other, but rather what they can do for us.

I feel like the First Order would get more support if there were free booze involved. Couldn't hurt their boring campaign. Just a thought.

If I'm to be stuck here, I suppose it's about time to establish some sort of homestead. The question is, with an entire galaxy at my fingertips, where to go?

Question for anyone willing to answer, but what are your thoughts about the First Order?

So, quick question.

Vampires. Ever hear of them?

See, in my experience, vampires are undead soulless bloodsucking demons that take over human bodies, usually kill people, and sometimes try and start an apocalypse or two. Stronger and faster than humans but great at posing as them. I'm not judging them, and normally I might be, but this is a new galaxy, with new rules. I just want to know so I'm not jumped by space vampires or something. Is that even a thing out here? I bet that's a thing.

I've been delving into the local populace in an attempt to gather some information, given that we're soon to be released upon the galaxy at large.

In between meals, I've been most interested on the topic of the "Force", a sort of powerful connection that seems to exist here. There was talk of good and evil and the balance of such things, naturally. But would anyone familiar with such a thing be interested in enlightening me as to its power?

I know I wanted to hide, but this is ridiculous. This is new and different.

I'm not drunk enough for this.