the holonet

You're all so beautiful. Did you know that?

I' feel like I should offer hugs as a show of solidarity. Perhaps even friendship.

I'm glad for the opportunity to serve. I think that's the human thing to say I had realized there was a lot of data and information about the workings of this galaxy as far as politics and protocol goes, along with its history and everything else about it.

It's fortunate that I retain every fact I discover. I'm halfways through scouring through whoever I can dig through on the holonet. But for further records in regards to training, I accept any pertinent records sent to me for study. And don't worry about the amount, I can read fast. One of the perks of being an advanced cybernetic lifeform Also, might one know where I can find a droid? Something simple and in need of a couple repairs.

[Filtered to First Order]

My name is Gabriel Yulaw. I with to join the Order. If the target I seek comes through that rift, I would be wise to be on the side that would best be able to handle him. My only wish on that matter is this-- that I, and I alone, be the one to kill him. He won't be hard to miss. He looks like me. He actually is me, but from an alternate universe. And he must die I will be the One!

I could be a very useful agent or soldier to the First Order. Not only am I capable of using combat weapons and martial arts, but my enhanced attributes of strength and speed make me even more capable of killing targets. Skills I'm willing to put into use for the right side, which in this case would be yours. Plus, the Order, I believe, may be more equipped technologically to restore the rift and send me back much better than any other group.

I figured I'm doing myself a disservice if I don't look to make gains wherever they're available. So to those of you from the Rift - are any of you well-versed in technology? Not just in general, but as it relates to cybernetics and, specifically, human enhancements.

Anyone seen Nat?

Is anyone there? I don't know what happened, one minute I was somewhere and the next I was here, only I think I hit my head because it hurts and I can't seem to remember who I am, does anyone know me?

[Encrypted to First Order]

This is Gemini, I thought I'd try and winkle some of the Jedi out of hiding and trap them, I know you like those guys even less than I do. I'll forward all comms with them to you, it's up to you to decide what to do with them.

I understand that you've been in contact with General Hux and Captain Phasma. If you are not on Naboo, return there immediately; I wish to speak with you in person, in regard toward your application for the Order.

Hi! How many people here are magic users? If you don't want to talk about it where everyone can see, you can send me a private message. I'd like to meet all of you. And maybe see if we can learn each other's magic.

I'd like to learn more about the Force, too. Where I come from, magic can either come from the caster and the astral plane, or from calling on the power of a higher being. I couldn't really find anything about the Force at all in archives anywhere to see if it's like magic or if it's totally different. I know that Jedi were a group of Force users that used to exist but that's all.

[Private to Gemini over the comm device]

I have something I wish you to retrieve from Mustafar. Transmit your confirmation if you can be there within 30 standard hours.

I can't stop thinking about the team. I feel like I haven't slept in weeks.

Due to a recent clownian motion in the moronosphere, I thought I might set something straight.

My name is Selene. I am not a smuggler, or a spice runner, or a nerf herder.

If you need your people (6, 12 if they are good friends), or a small (20 tonne max, standard pallets, please), high-value cargo delivered by a bonded transport, contact me.

If you need your ship or small convoy escorted, contact me.

If you need short-term contract security, contact me.

If you have a raider or pirate problem, post a high enough bounty, and I'll contact you.

That being said...

I'm currently on Naboo, and looking for a new crew. I especially need a co-pilot and a flight engineer. If you don't have your commercial papers yet, I'll train the right person. I'm also interested in a few gunners/lumpers/security professionals. Unless things change, I'll be working from this sector out to the Outer Rim for a while.

My ship is the Banshee, or message me on the net.

[Filtered from the First Order & Jedi] (But their allies can see, including Gemini)

I'm looking for one or two individuals based on Naboo who are cleared to leave and would like to explore the galaxy. Knowledge of basic is preferred, and you must be capable of defending yourself. Force sensitivity is welcome, and I can help you understand your powers and find use in them. Inquire for details.

I have a very bad habit of getting lost in my own head and watching the world tick on around me. It's a coping mechanism for those arou Mostly, I've observed this world to be beautiful to a fault and generous with not only its culture but also it's people. And it's been a good world to me.

For any of you who've just arrived, I'm Peggy Carter. I'm an Agent of the SSR and though that doesn't mean much here, I'm quite happy to get to know you better.

If I know you already, help me out? I need something to do during the week that isn't following you lot around and sitting quietly in the bar.

Cassie, enough time has passed, and I'm worried about you. Tell me where you are and I will come there.

[Filtered to bounty hunters] I'm in the market for a ship, any ideas what I could get and which special systems to install?

As a favor to a friend of a friend, I went down to the dock today to check out a couple new-to-them parts before they installed them on their hyperdrive.
Just… as a public service announcement: Don’t put a CD-3.2 fulstar plate in a YT series hyperdrive. Things will go boom fast. Literally (Haaaaah get it? Cause it’s a hyperdrive component. I’m hilarious.)

I mean, if you’re going to scavenge salvage, at least salvage smart.

You're lost in the woods. We all are.






Does that seem right to you?

Anyone have suggestions for family friendly activities? Lizzie and Josie are getting cabin fever.

No. I absolutely refuse to believe this is happening. I'm dreaming and I'm gonna wake up in my own bed any minute now.

This berated Sci fi hell is not real.

Does anyone have any data on the people who come through the rift?