the holonet

Hi there. This is strange, I've never used a megascope before.

Um, right.

I understand that your world is undergoing a Conjunction right now. This isn't my first time showing up in a new world, but it is the first time that a new world has been so prepared for my arrival. So, um, thank you for the generosity.

You should all take deep breathes and focus on becoming more positive and centered with your inner eye and the beauty of the world around you.

We should have an orgy.