the holonet

[Knights of Ren, General Hux & Captain Phasma. Unhackable encryption]

I was looking into buying property near the Rift and learned it's easier for off-worlders to do so if they have Naboo heritage. I knew my mother was born on Naboo and spent the first three years of her life there, and that her last name was Tapalo, so I went searching for birth records. Imagine my surprise when I discovered Tapalo is the surname of one of Naboo's noble families.

But that wasn't actually the biggest surprise. The biggest surprise was learning that my maternal great-grandmother was Emperor Palpatine's first cousin. It's in the genealogical archives. I checked it over several times before reporting it to the Supreme Leader and then bringing this to all of you.

I believe this is the perfect angle to use for my assignment to infiltrate the Resistance. A Force-sensitive blood relation of the late Emperor is the last thing the Resistance would want in the hands of their enemies.

General Hux, Captain Phasma, I have sent you both a short list of encryptions that I believe are most likely to become compromised by the Resistance.

As a favor to a friend of a friend, I went down to the dock today to check out a couple new-to-them parts before they installed them on their hyperdrive.
Just… as a public service announcement: Don’t put a CD-3.2 fulstar plate in a YT series hyperdrive. Things will go boom fast. Literally (Haaaaah get it? Cause it’s a hyperdrive component. I’m hilarious.)

I mean, if you’re going to scavenge salvage, at least salvage smart.