HMS Surprise Network

So, Suri, is this where I say hi, and thanks? Kinda figured I was heading to another place from where I was. Nice to know you thought my ass was worth saving.

I think something died in my head. Ow. Coffee time.

So can we talk to Suri? Hello, Suri, in case we can.

ugh Christ, need coffee.

SURI
Hello, Suri. Are you familiar with "death notes" dropped by death gods?

There were acceptable levels of candy at the space station.

FILTER: Suri
Suri! Hello! Good news for you, I think. Ship's in a workable state. We've collectively managed to tidy up, salvage the engines and I expect other me's tended to life support as planned by now.  There's one more thing I'd like to do. The ship needs better repairs than what we can manage like this. I'm going to give the ship a lift so that you can better conserve power. That all right with you?

FILTER: Rose, Jack, Martha, Zev, Castiel (celestialintent), Amy, Clara, Eleven
I'm going to need your help very soon. All of you. Get shifting to my TARDIS. Left her in the observation deck.

Chinny, hope you're ready for a bit of nostalgia. Don't think we'll need two TARDISes for the job, so I do hope you'll suffer my apter choice in interior for a ride!

You're all brilliant. Absolutely outstanding. If I see you in the halls, I'm going to hug you.

Collision experienced at approximately 12:00 A.M. Night cycle interrupted. Injured passengers should report directly to the Med Bay in the common area.

Port side sensors failed. Running diagnostic...

Damage in Sectors 7, 18, and 36. Cabins depressurized and sealed. Oxygen levels low in Sector 3. Minor technical damage in Engine Room 1. Repairs and calibrations are needed.

Requesting assistance...

All secondary and tertiary systems going offline. Conserving power.

Please remain calm until further instruction is given.

I've been here for about a week now, attempting to get my bearings and understand as much as I could about what's happening in this place before I said too much or spoke too loudly. I've learned that the multiverses are collapsing, that worlds are being destroyed and a powerful conciousness has brought us to this ship. That makes us survivors, and it makes us responsible to the well-being of what brought us here, and the well-being of each other.

It also means that, honestly, I think we should be devoting as much time and energy as possible to understanding what's happening and convincing what controls this ship to find as many other survivors as possible.

My name is Steve Rogers, formerly of the 107th Infantry Regiment, United States Army; SHIELD Espionage operative, rescue and recovery division. And you have my word that respecting those here, protecting those that needed and helping other survivors will always be my only priority.

So there's a lot of new people here - that's good. Well, it's not actually good when you take into consideration why this has happened and why we're suddenly hurling through space, but let's keep one thing in mind - you all lived.

It's not much, but it's something.

Now that that's out of the way, hi. I'm Dr. Meredith Grey. I figure if anyone still really lost or looking for answers, it's a good idea to post here and offer them up, because yes, Dr. Stevens and I are overseeing the girl who is Suri and incorporated into this ship. Yes, she is very sick and likely more hologram than girl right now, but the fact of the matter is, she'll answer your questions. She also might try to kill you if she doesn't like you, we're working on that, but...the point is, you can ask here too.

We're learning more and more about her condition every day. And she can read everything we put out, so...she might jump in.

Suri!

How many of these cats can I bring back?

Do you have like a weight limit or something?

FILTER: Rose

Rose! This Earth is brilliant! Imagine all the places we could go. Blimey, I could go re-meet Shakespeare. Before all that though, Rose, there is somewhere in particular I'd like to go. Just the two of us. That all right?

FILTER: Suri
Ohhh, Suri, you are good! Butter you up a bit? Hope so, because I'm going to tamper with these cuffs.

That all right? Going to do it anyway, but I am trying to be less rude.

Earth, always a fond choice! I do hope you're all ready to go on adventures with me.

YOU WILL ALL PERISH.

YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE. EVERYONE WILL DIE. EVERYTHING MUST DIE.

NO ONE WILL ESCAPE. NO SURVIVORS. DEATH WILL BE IMMINENT.

NO SURVIVORS.

Suuuuriiiiiiiiii. I'm afraid to touch the hologram buttons 'cause I'm pretty sure if anyone could find a way to break 'em? It'd be me. I've got a question!


And uhm. I think I've decided alcohol is evil. Why do people like drinking it so much?

Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!

Could the weird universe have picked a more inconvenient time to fuck with me? Seriously, universe, you suck.

Where am I? What the fuck is this? And who do I have to slay to get off this damn thing?

And more importantly, B? Shit, B, please see this. Please answer me. You were just waking up. I can't - who will - goddammit!

I have been instructed to make myself "more comfortable" for our present passengers. Therefore, I will be landing on the date of 91512.93. For those of you lacking in your understanding, this is tomorrow morning at what is approximately 6 A.M.

You may enjoy your swimming pool, McDonald's, and shop of sexual persuasion in a few days. Please do not interrupt the remodeling process.

I have also been instructed to answer any questions.

I have been instructed to inform all of you that we will be landing in the next five minutes. Should you wish to disembark, it is emphasized that you wear the teleportation cuffs found in each bedside table when exploring the planet. Removing it at the wrong time will result in not being able to return to the ship when I am ready to depart in seven days' time. You will be forced to remain here and live out the remainder of your short lives.

However, please remain calm. Keeping it on will allow for me to collect you when it is time to leave and bring you back to your rooms. I also instruct you all to abide the laws disclosed on your mobile devices. If you are arrested, I am in no way responsible for any of you.

Enjoy your stay in Zanarkand. And do not injure yourselves.

I have been permitted to make an introduction and answer whatever questions or concerns those of you may have about what is happening.

Commander Lynsey and Officer Knox are currently unavailable, but will be along provided no unforeseen calamities occur.

I am called Suri. Short for Surprise. You may think of me as this ship.

How may I help?

I'm only gonna ask this once - I'm not the only one looking out a window right now and seeing nothing but space out there. Right?