HMS Surprise Network

I think I've gotten lost. It's a ship, so you'd think there'd only be so far I could wander before being through it all. But it's been several hours now, and I think I've ended up down in the engine area. At least, it's big and there's a lot of metal.

I'm not sure how I got in. Some stairs or an elevator would be helpful right about now, though.

I've spent some interesting times in interesting places in my over 2,300 years travels, but I reckon that station had its fair share of experiences all on its own.

Has anyone noticed anything different since we left there?

Guess this ship ain't such a bad place. Lot bigger than I expected, from what I was in last time I traveled anywhere. Just heading for the mess hall, anyone got any tips?

So, Suri, is this where I say hi, and thanks? Kinda figured I was heading to another place from where I was. Nice to know you thought my ass was worth saving.

So. . .anyone trying to get to the commissary, don't go down the east corridor by the gym. That door is broken. It looked thirsty

[Filtered to Cas]

I might also be stuck in this corridor now. . .I don't know what is in those pills I got at the station, but they are awesome. Except now my aim is off. I keep landing in the toilet. Help.

So, this ship... thingy... that I'm apparently part of but haven't actually been on yet. Can someone tell me about it?

Got to say I thought some of the critters on Pandora were weird and wonderful, but this place has more than it's share of 'alternatives'. Almost feel like the exception to the rule here.

Anyone seen the dude who looks like a cross between an octopus and direhorse with a bit of something creepy in there somewhere? Watch him, those ten legs ain't just used for walking!

So instead of being dead, I'm somehow transported here, to some space station at the end of whereverthefuckweare, and landed in some hotel, with credit from I don't know who, and what? Everyone on this thing is from the same boat? Or ship?

Jake? Jake! What the fuck is going on, and where the fuck am I? Is this hell?