MESSAGE TO ALL PASSENGERS
I have been instructed to inform all of you that we will be landing in the next five minutes. Should you wish to disembark, it is emphasized that you wear the teleportation cuffs found in each bedside table when exploring the planet. Removing it at the wrong time will result in not being able to return to the ship when I am ready to depart in seven days' time. You will be forced to remain here and live out the remainder of your short lives.
However, please remain calm. Keeping it on will allow for me to collect you when it is time to leave and bring you back to your rooms. I also instruct you all to abide the laws disclosed on your mobile devices. If you are arrested, I am in no way responsible for any of you.
Enjoy your stay in Zanarkand. And do not injure yourselves.