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So... okay. Lemme get this straight.

I wake up from being possibly in a coma Buffy to.. being in a spaceship floating around galaxies far, far away Buffy?

When do I get to go back to sleep 'n wake up still in the Matrix?

Right. So. . .am I the only one who's vaguely concerned that every place we land is going to erupt into chaos the minute we land?

I mean, if all realities are crashing at once, then the odds of us finding one that isn't going to bite us on the arse are slim to none, right? Who understands probability around here?

Doctor?

[Private to Zev]

Have you been to the food court yet? Because I could kill for a coffee and one of those donut things from the space!Starbucks.

I know there's other people here, so I'm going to preface this 'hi, I'm new' message with a warning: I'm not okay. I'm really not okay and am actually pretty really super upset.

Saving the world is something I'm kinda used to being a part of, and to have the world I knew and had a hand in saving every now and then just go poof? Without even warning me until I'm on a verse-phasing spaceship? Not okay. So not okay. Whole worlds worth of not okay.

Okay. So yeah. If you see a girl trying to get familiar with this place and looking all sad and carrying a ton of tissues with her, that's me. I'm Willow. I might hug the first person I see. A hug would be really nice right now.