HMS Surprise Network

Guess this ship ain't such a bad place. Lot bigger than I expected, from what I was in last time I traveled anywhere. Just heading for the mess hall, anyone got any tips?

Got to say I thought some of the critters on Pandora were weird and wonderful, but this place has more than it's share of 'alternatives'. Almost feel like the exception to the rule here.

Anyone seen the dude who looks like a cross between an octopus and direhorse with a bit of something creepy in there somewhere? Watch him, those ten legs ain't just used for walking!

Uhm, so I think maybe I'm dreaming, but I'm pretty sure I am in space, and like any real modern person should, I turn to Facebook first to figure out what's going on.

But anyway, I'm Peter Parker, and thought I'd say hello before I wake up in the middle of class with my teacher glaring down at me.

I'm not sure what the point of this is.

Hello. Bruce Banner here.

Okay, I know everyone's busy, but if anyone paranormally strong has a moment, could you come and remove whatever is blocking the front of the medbay? If something happens, we're pretty much stuck with a tight secret passage to get out of here. And we can't exactly move Suri through a hole the size of a portrait.

Thanks.

Please tell me if you are hurt, I will come to you and heal you! I hope.. that no one was injured in the collision. I'm sure that everything will be all right if we work together!

I absolutely adore this place! Just little creatures running about everywhere; however, they're all a bit friendly, though some of them really aren't. Got blasted a few times by a few different attacks. Met one though recently who's a bit of an angry sort... the little pink puff began to sing to me, which I thought was absolutely brilliant, even if it was most definitely not my first serenade. Still, she was rather good at it, and her voice was alright. Though her lyrics left much to the imagination.

Never the less, put me to sleep. Woke up with marker all over my face. I find it absolutely rude, but definitely a good interactive show.

So this place? Has no hospitals. Everyone has these animals and everyone here is apparently a McVet, so if you get burned, electrocuted, or poisoned, you're gonna need to come back to the ship. Seriously. There's three towns all close together. No people hospitals.

So okay, I'm using the phone and asking this question because there's a roundish pink thing in the infirmary and doesn't look like any animal I've ever seen - and it's probably an alien because yeah, never seen anything like it on Earth. But apparently, it's trying to organize our charts.

I don't know what to do with this, this is weird. Please tell me someone else is dealing with something just as weird.

That world.. Earth? It was amazing! I've never seen so much machina, not outside of Luca.. or... but it was so pretty! Those large machina, the... oh, what did that person tell me... the hummers! I don't understand why someone might want a vehicle that large, but that's all right! I'm sure it has its uses!

Even though... I am far from my world and... I may not ever see it again, it's nice just to see strange and brand new things.

What kind of person makes a building out of metal? And exactly what kind of person kidnaps the powerful, the beautiful, the magical genius Lina Inverse? Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? Because you really should.

Also, I'm only using this device because no one answered to my call. Might want to fix that before I find a way to melt this place and get back.

You know what this reminds me of? Everything I hate about Reapers. I feel like the creepy voices are getting bored with me because they're not alone in here.

[Private to Yuna]
You doing okay with everything that's going on? They come after you too?

Those lights that were flickering, as well as the voices last night, is that normal for a ship of this design? If so, I must comment that this is a nuisance and a design flaw. I was working on construction for my lab and when the lights flicker in such a manner as last night, it does make it rather difficult to work.

If, however, it is not a usual occurrence, perhaps the ship is in need of repairs. I would be more than happy to offer my services alongside those who typically take on this responsibility.

As tempting as it may be to take a sort of vacation from life while residing on this ship, I am unable to accept a life of simple existence.

Does anyone know how I might possibly find another room on the ship to utilize as a lab? I am aware I have my own room already, but I need space to think. And now that I am without Robert alone, it may take some time to acclimate to working alone as well.

If anyone has any more information concerning the destruction of the multiverse, do let me know. While I appreciate the information Norman provided, there is only so much I can do with it.

I thank you all in advance.

Many of you... forgive me if I'm rude, but... it's so different! I know that I must appear to be equally unusual, and that's alright. We all come from different worlds, don't we? But, then... I only ask, because... I would like to try something new while I'm here! Hee! I've never had that chance before, and... it sounds nice! Maybe.. a little daring?

Only... I don't know where to go or where I would even start! Could.. someone help me? I hope that.. it isn't too much trouble.

Fact: I am completely and thoroughly corporeal and I have no control over it.

Fact: I am told the multiverse is collapsing and I can see with my own eyes I am stationed on a ship.

Typically, why does not interest me. I would prefer to have an answer to the question: how?

And more importantly, where is Robert? What am I going to do without him?

Things are supposed to be more fluid. Only sureties stay constant.

Thank you for those that left me gifts. I hope you all had a good holiday season.

Private

It is times like this that I miss River more than usual. She would have loved Christmas Town. Hell she would enjoy this entire situation for the most part but I have a feeling she would miss Serenity and it's crew far too much though. Still I do wish she was here

Has anyone seen my other ski? I'm afraid I've set it down somewhere.

I have been instructed to make myself "more comfortable" for our present passengers. Therefore, I will be landing on the date of 91512.93. For those of you lacking in your understanding, this is tomorrow morning at what is approximately 6 A.M.

You may enjoy your swimming pool, McDonald's, and shop of sexual persuasion in a few days. Please do not interrupt the remodeling process.

I have also been instructed to answer any questions.