HMS Surprise Network

It's nearly Deanna's birthday
So at what point do we

Alright. I need something to do, or I'm going to start climbing the walls. If there's nothing actually useful that needs doing, does anybody want to spar?

[DOCTORS]

How are the TARDISes coming? Anything I can do?

This wasn't how I planned on retiring, but I'll take it.

But I'm on a spaceship full of strangers, which doesn't help. Major Kaidan Alenko, Alliance Navy. Served under Commander Shepard on the Normandy in the


You know what, this probably means nothing to any of you. I, uh I'm Kaidan, I'm 35, a soldier, and I'm from Vancouver back on Earth. I like cards, cooking, beer, and there's nothing better than a good steak sandwich and ... what exactly do you say when your reality's supposedly blinked out and you're supposed to introduce yourself to refugees from other worlds? This sounds like an extranet dating profile. I usually like long walks on the beach but I might be on crutches for a bit and we're without beaches, so that's out.

So. How many of you bitches actually came up with some fuckin' brilliant new year's resolution but already failed four days in?

Come on. Tell the truth.

Anyway, I hope this place takes us somewhere more interesting next. Although, the snow was pretty nice. Haven't seen that since I was a homeless kid in Boston.

So since we're technically in another reality is it still 2014? What the hell? Happy New Year.

Merdith/Izzie
Mystery solved, ladies.

Attention everyone:

Santa is REAL here!

That is all.

Oh my god, oh my god!

Snow!!


Totally building a snowman before scoping out the creepiness. Who's with me!?

I don't like these woods. In fact, it may be best if you all choose to avoid them

[Private to Meg and Castiel]
I have yet to procure cigarettes here. Those that I was offered were flavored like peppermint. More so than usual.

Well. Happy Thanksgiving, to any of you that celebrate. I almost didn't even notice the holiday.

I guess I'm thankful for still existing? And that you all still exist, too. That there's still a chance for everybody else's existence. All important things, right?

[ANNA & IZZIE]

You guys were the ones that reminded me. Thank you, for the food.

Filtered: The Doctor (10th)

You're the Doctor who is offering to work in my daughter's head to remove the wall Death placed there and, if it becomes necessary, remove some of the memories of the Cage. She extended your offer to remove memories to me and said it would make her feel better if those memories of mine were removed. If you mean that offer, I want you to do it before you go in her head. It may be meaningless to you or to her, but it matters to me. You're the one choosing to dig around in people's heads, so it's up to you.

[NORMAN]

So, I swear I'm not trying to welch on our deal, but I'm trying a Doctor first instead of a doctor. You could do the same, if you wanted. Or we can both still go to the doctors, especially since it's not guaranteed that he'll be able to help me yet. But I'm seeing someone about my problem, so you still have to do the same.

[MOM]

If you would rather not have to deal with your memories of hell... I may have found someone who can help you with that.

Hello! Try to stay with me on this, but I'm the Doctor! Please no Spartacus references, that is a slightly but not really fondly familiar avenue I'd just as soon avoid. Should we go with numbers for differentiating ourselves? Well, that would be ridiculous. I've an identity, shared as it were, scratch that suggestion immediately.

Lovely ship, by the way! Brilliant AI system. Can't wait to pick its artificial intelligence, but bigger matters! Shouldn't be here, could be cataclysmic actually, especially because, well, now I've unintentionally lied. To me. Future me. My TARDIS is here, bizarre thing, having two around and all.

I trust any and all answers I could possibly want would be found in Suri and anything else would be useless fluff I could infer on my own? Yes, of course. So, leaves me back where I've started upon waking from the sort of end upon which there ought to be no waking. Details.


Too long don't read, or as I love to see used: tl;dr: I'm the Doctor. I'm a time traveler. This is unprecedented and I am truly excited to meet all of you.

So, I've been wondering about why (or rather, how) we have gravity that keeps us grounded around here, right? I mean, we're in space.

And then just now, I dropped this communicator thing, and it fell up. I tried to jump up and get it, and now I'm floating too.

I've found the armory aboard this ship. I do not recognize any of these weapons, nor can I discern their uses as of this moment. I only know at least seventy people could be comfortably outfitted for combat if absolutely necessary.

This may be of import later.

I know there's other people here, so I'm going to preface this 'hi, I'm new' message with a warning: I'm not okay. I'm really not okay and am actually pretty really super upset.

Saving the world is something I'm kinda used to being a part of, and to have the world I knew and had a hand in saving every now and then just go poof? Without even warning me until I'm on a verse-phasing spaceship? Not okay. So not okay. Whole worlds worth of not okay.

Okay. So yeah. If you see a girl trying to get familiar with this place and looking all sad and carrying a ton of tissues with her, that's me. I'm Willow. I might hug the first person I see. A hug would be really nice right now.

Food update!

Don't drink the green slush stuff omg. It's not poisonous, but it's disgusting in general. The pink mashed potatoes were pretty good, though. It tasted like chicken. I also found what I think was chocolate pudding. It tasted like chocolate pudding, anyway.

That's as far as I got before someone came and took me out of the food court by force.

Alright. Realities are collapsing, and we got saved by being pulled onto this spaceship. So this is like... a little bubble of existence in the middle of a whole bunch of nonexistence. It also says I'm one of many who've been saved, but this ship seems mostly empty. I don't understand why they'd bother saving me, I was already Who all is here?

I'm Sam, by the way. If anyone sees a girl named Deanna, could you tell her that her sister's looking for her? She's not allowed to not exist And if any of you need help with... I don't know, anything, let me know.

I'd really like to know why the worlds ended even though the apocalypse got canceled. And I really hope this place has alcohol somewhere, because I'm going to need a drink to process all this.

This is a new twist. It's very well done, so authentic I can feel and everything. Someone's learning to expand their sandbox.