HMS Surprise Network

So, um. . .if the date Suri puts on our communication thingy is accurate, today would technically have been my wedding anniversary.

Not that it matters, I suppose, since there's not technically a universe left where it happened, so. . .

Is the bar still standing? Or was that one of the things that got damaged when we got hit with the space junk?

So, I don't know how long it's been here. But Suri seems to have added in a dog park. Or something resembling a dog park anyway. Emma certainly seems to like it.

I wonder what else has popped up that we haven't noticed.

And why Suri doesn't send out like. . .messages or something about it when she does. Nothing like going where you think there was a loo and find a skating rink. Which I haven't found yet. But who knows.

Here's to hoping the next planet we land on's light on the me wanting to punch things. So not a space station fan.

I mean, I didn't even get a new pair of shoes, how is that fair?

I've spent some interesting times in interesting places in my over 2,300 years travels, but I reckon that station had its fair share of experiences all on its own.

Has anyone noticed anything different since we left there?

Got to say I thought some of the critters on Pandora were weird and wonderful, but this place has more than it's share of 'alternatives'. Almost feel like the exception to the rule here.

Anyone seen the dude who looks like a cross between an octopus and direhorse with a bit of something creepy in there somewhere? Watch him, those ten legs ain't just used for walking!

Brand new space station teeming with extra-terrestrial lifeforms... it's positively brilliant! Whole sets of languages and their respective dialects to be learned, new foods--well, wouldn't advise trying what they've pawned off as 'mutton'--and mysteries! Love a good mystery, though not as much as I do solving them.

I am curious as to the rooming arrangements though. Are they short on available space, I wonder? No matter.

Anyway! Do take care. If any of you find trouble, make sure I'm not far away, hm? Odds are I won't be, hah!

FILTER: Suri
Suri! Hello! Good news for you, I think. Ship's in a workable state. We've collectively managed to tidy up, salvage the engines and I expect other me's tended to life support as planned by now.  There's one more thing I'd like to do. The ship needs better repairs than what we can manage like this. I'm going to give the ship a lift so that you can better conserve power. That all right with you?

FILTER: Rose, Jack, Martha, Zev, Castiel (celestialintent), Amy, Clara, Eleven
I'm going to need your help very soon. All of you. Get shifting to my TARDIS. Left her in the observation deck.

Chinny, hope you're ready for a bit of nostalgia. Don't think we'll need two TARDISes for the job, so I do hope you'll suffer my apter choice in interior for a ride!

You're all brilliant. Absolutely outstanding. If I see you in the halls, I'm going to hug you.

Can't say tech is my forte, but I don't feel right just helping clear out debris. Is there anyone that needs a hand? I'm a fast learner. Was pretty good at blowing things up once upon a time, so I'm not out of my depth when it comes to some of this stuff. I hope.


How is the ship looking now anyway?

I'm heading to the life support systems to see if we can't manage to get oxygen levels stabilized, I may need some assistance as the life support system is going to be based on a relay system in order to keep itself from failing in the chances of, well, this event. The problem with that, is that it prioritizes certain areas over others, which would make sense if not for the fact that a lack of stability can damage the ship--including our holographic, pony-loving pilot.

I also need a team of brave souls who might be willing to throw on a space suit and fill some holes. While we continue to leak, we threaten to put the ship off balance, and when they get the engines back online the ship will be difficult to maneuver. I know what you're saying 'it's space, there's no gravity to pull us anywhere', wrong. There's gravity all around us, the gravitational pull of suns and planets extend very, very far--getting weaker as they go, but they're still there. That's not the point though, the point is that if we must make any sort of landing--having the holes filled in will help considerably. Because when we enter atmosphere without -- know what? Not important, what's important is we need to fix as much damage as we can.

In my TARDIS I have a space suit and a canister of sticky foam that can seal up holes temporarily. I'd do this myself, but I must get the life support systems stabilized and that'll take some clever thinking. So if anyone's up for it, let me know.

FILTER: Bowtie
This ship needs our help, I'm sure you understand. Might I suggest we split the tasks accordingly? Well, going to anyway, but I would appreciate the assist, Doctor.

FILTER: Companions (his+Eleven's!), Zev, and Castiel (celestialintent)
Do let me know you're all in one piece as soon as you can.

Hello, Surprise! As you know, we appear to have been egregiously injured and in urgent need of aiding Suri in massive repairs. A ship this size isn't ideal for collisions, but she's got something going for her: there's me! And the new-new me. Better yet, there's all of you. Time is of the essence, you can imagine. If you don't mind, I'd like to organise the lot of you for the places that would need you the most.

Whatever skills you've got, technological or otherwise, tell me now. No matter how useless you think it may be, I need to know. Every single one of you is important. You're all briliant, clever sorts capable of more than I imagine even you realise. Your assistance is invaluable to me and this ship that's salvaged us from certain nonexistence.


Doctors, I don't expect I have to ask you to stay with Suri, but do let me know if there's any curious or sudden changes in her condition.

Collision experienced at approximately 12:00 A.M. Night cycle interrupted. Injured passengers should report directly to the Med Bay in the common area.

Port side sensors failed. Running diagnostic...

Damage in Sectors 7, 18, and 36. Cabins depressurized and sealed. Oxygen levels low in Sector 3. Minor technical damage in Engine Room 1. Repairs and calibrations are needed.

Requesting assistance...

All secondary and tertiary systems going offline. Conserving power.

Please remain calm until further instruction is given.

Well.

I guess the HYDRA threat has been eliminated.


Kind of threw the baby out with the bathwater, there, guys.

All right, not knowing where I am in space or time, that I can handle, but collapse of the multiverse sounds a tad problematic. I don't suppose I'm going to be lucky enough that someone will tell me the introductory message is simply overdramatic.

Really, someone please tell me that. I might have lived through a year that didn't actually happen, but at least everyone was mostly fine once we fixed things.

I'm Martha Jones, by the way. I don't suppose there's any chance my family's here, too?

There is an absolutely dreadful smell coming from the kitchen, I'm pretty sure it's a dead cake or something. Still, might be good.

Anyway, I did not keep one of those critters from the world we last visited, but I see a few of you have. So I figured it might be important to point that there are no animals allowed on the TARDIS, well except for metal dogs. Those are fine.

It is not because I'm not a fan of animals, but because they seem to get lost quite a bit. I once found a lost Sabertooth kitten in the green house. It was no longer a kitten, and it certainly was not pleased with being aboard my ship.

Got him out just fine though.

Also the TARDIS is now working to full functionality, or so she says, so it may cause some irritable temporal shifting, and if you feel at all nauseous, or that you're living two lives at once, that's completely normal.

Good planet! Loads of fun. Never met this species before, but I quite like them. Not too fond of the fighting bits, of course, but it appears some of us have liberated several from such a fate! I've got one, bright yellow Pikachu to call my own now. Sits on my shoulder, think I ought to have a pirate ship now! Or is there one on the TARDIS? Got to check that. Never know, might be right alongside the gymnasium or the bouncy castle. Every vessel needs a bouncy castle.

( Amelia Pond )
Hello!

Would you like me to tell them now, about Suri?

[ EDITED LATER FOR ALL TO SEE ]

All right. Time to let all of you know something tremendously important about this ship. Specifically the AI, Suri. Not everything is as it seems, I'm afraid. There is a young girl on this ship in a very deep coma. To draw her from stasis could lead to her death, which is a risk I will not take unless she asks it of me. That very girl has become attached to this ship's entire mainframe and manifested herself as a hologram. It is the only reason she's able to continue living apart from her medical chamber. Suri is a young girl, too young, and quite sick. As long as I am here, I will be responsible for her. The ship's good doctors have been taking care of her as well, and thank you for that. There, now.. If you've got questions, I suppose I can attempt to answer them.

Some kid just came up to me and Emma (it's what I named the fox) and asked me what my "Vulpix's stats are". I nearly slapped him. I thought he was getting cheeky.

Apparently, Emma is a Vulpix. So, these things apparently have different classes or what-have-you. The kid drug out some little handheld thing and it started rattling off a bunch of information about the Vulpix to me. That was surreal.

I don't know what this is, but I gave her a vanilla biscuit and now she's following me around.

Um. . .apparently she breathes fire.

So...if we seriously have 12 cargo bays, one that clearly has some kind of animal or monster living in it...how long until we go through all the others and see if there isn't stuff we really need?

I mean, if they didn't want us going in there, they wouldn't even give us clearance. So maybe there's things we can use in there. We need to explore the ship more as it is. I didn't know we had a cryochamber until yesterday. If someone here dies or gets sick, we could freeze them.

I always lose them, I suppose. Even the ones that never got to come along.

Ah, well.

I do hope you're all enjoying this version of Earth. Think I'm keen on a jaunt through Ancient Greece in the spirit of things.

[ Clara & Amy ]
I'm sorry you lost him, Bowtie. I'm not your Doctor, so to speak, but you're both welcome on my TARDIS. Perhaps he'll return, he could be on to something.

For anyone who knew him, The Doctor -- mine and Clara's version -- is gone. I'm not sure when he left, but the TARDIS is gone and he's not answering my calls, so. . .there's that.

Also, I'd avoid Central Park, if I was you lot. Pretty sure I saw one of these things last night.

[Filtered to The Doctor (10)]

When you have a moment, I need to talk to you. Something's happened and it's going to need a Doctor.

[Filtered to Dr. Grey]

How is Suri? I mean, I can see the AI is answering on the network, but physically. How is she?