HMS Surprise Network

So, I was playing around in the Library today. Spoiler alert! I know who Lana's baby daddy is. I wish there'd been a pool. I would have made BANK. Either way, in the process. I think I found my spirit animal.

Seriously.
Look at
it's stupid
face
I need twenty.

[Filtered to Norman]

Get some popcorn. We need to watch this.

I predict drunken quoting in my future.

Is it just me or are things extra quiet around here lately?

To get out of this weird feelin' we seem to be in, I'm throwin' a party. Why? Because my room was re-done. OK, so the party itself won't be in my room. But hey, it's as good of a reason as any to throw a party, yeah?

I'm proposin' we throw it in the observatory. Mainly 'cause that's just my favorite place on this hunk of metal. I'll bring booze and cigs. Either you show and drink and have fun with me, or I end up drinkin' it all by myself and wind up drunk-network textin' you bitches late into the night until you turn off your devices.

You're choice.

So, I just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.

It was good. Not 'sell out my family to the White Witch' good, but it was okay.

I don't get it. . . .

Onwards and forwards, isn't it? Fascinating space station just brimming with life! I love it! Can't wait to see the next place on the agenda. Well, I can, but I don't want to. Suppose the downtime gives me more of a chance to focus on repairing the bigger picture here. All those little backwards breadcrumbs that need retracing! Big project with a capital 'B' as it starts off the sentence and affords it more emphasis. Very important textually speaking!

Anyway, how are you enjoying the repaired Surprise? Looks brilliant! Loads of things to be discovered! Suppose I can't say the vessel wasn't aptly named in the end.

Martha
Never did ask. How is old Knox recovering? Should I come in to see him, or have you and the doctors let him be released?

Meg
I had a chat with a friend not long ago. She mentioned you, said you'd encountered reapers. Given that we're from different universes, I must confess I am quite curious as to what they were like. Would you mind enlightening me a bit?

...So I looked through one of the cat flaps Suri apparently installed. I wouldn't recommend it.

And we apparently have an atrium now. At least I think that's the word.

There's a lot of apparently's. But we have a place to grow fresh vegetables. Maybe.

[Filtered to Anna]

Just as a heads-up. At least one of the Winchesters is here. Watch yourself.

Guess this ship ain't such a bad place. Lot bigger than I expected, from what I was in last time I traveled anywhere. Just heading for the mess hall, anyone got any tips?

So. . .anyone trying to get to the commissary, don't go down the east corridor by the gym. That door is broken. It looked thirsty

[Filtered to Cas]

I might also be stuck in this corridor now. . .I don't know what is in those pills I got at the station, but they are awesome. Except now my aim is off. I keep landing in the toilet. Help.

It is regrettable, but my mask has been filched.


At the end of one's life and subsequent universe, one wonders if there is any point to the importance of identity secrecy.

OMG.

Look! Listen! Listen and look at what I found! Apparently when I downloaded Lzzy's old stuff, it picked up the stuff from later years too. Holy crap.

Jake? Jake! What the fuck is going on, and where the fuck am I? Is this hell?

Have you guys seen the clubs here? This place is fuckin' fantastic! I can't see any reason to go anywhere else on this insane space-station.

This almost makes up for the whole almost bein' one with the walls of my room thing durin' the crash. Almost.

If anyone needs me. That's where you'll find me.

[B]

B! B! You have to come check this out. It's a Brave New World indeed.

The conservatory here is amazing. I don't really recognize half the plants, but there's a lot here that's edible. And there's people willing to help outfit Suri with one so we can grow food as well as use whatever we gather in storage. Someone scientific should probably be here before I agree to anything in case I'm doing something misinformed.

Just uh...don't get too close to the purple pitcher plant. It's three kinds of Little Shop.

[Private to Cas]
You'd probably like it here. Some of these trees have pink leaves. They aren't even cherry blossoms.

Although there's a couple places here we should try.

The people here are rude. Several threatened to eat me in a language that I'm told is Zhorish, but only half that number sexually propositioned me. One also offered me food, but she seemed confused when I informed her I have no need of sustenance.

I would suggest traversing the station armed. For your own safety.

Good news! Or more of it, following my predecessor's announcement, but oxygen levels are stable, and life support is working on independent intervals throughout the different sectors. Not nearly as efficient, but until we can get Sector 3 completely fixed up and get that circuit back up it's the best we can do. This means power to put towards the engines will be cut, same with power to other non-essentials, good news is that we're going to be tug-boating this ship to the nearest spaceport, which means we don't NEED any of those non-essentials and instead we can breathe happily.

Thanks in absolutely NO small part to Amelia Pond, Clara Oswald for the help on the life support; quite literally could not have gotten it done without the relay system. And thanks to the lovely Meg and Anna--whose names I don't actually know beyond that--sector 3's holes should be sealed and the hull capable of sustaining intergalactic travel without ripping apart of causing us to lean too much. While also removing strain from the relay system trying to provide support to sector 3.

FILTER: Suri
Suri! Hello! Good news for you, I think. Ship's in a workable state. We've collectively managed to tidy up, salvage the engines and I expect other me's tended to life support as planned by now.  There's one more thing I'd like to do. The ship needs better repairs than what we can manage like this. I'm going to give the ship a lift so that you can better conserve power. That all right with you?

FILTER: Rose, Jack, Martha, Zev, Castiel (celestialintent), Amy, Clara, Eleven
I'm going to need your help very soon. All of you. Get shifting to my TARDIS. Left her in the observation deck.

Chinny, hope you're ready for a bit of nostalgia. Don't think we'll need two TARDISes for the job, so I do hope you'll suffer my apter choice in interior for a ride!

You're all brilliant. Absolutely outstanding. If I see you in the halls, I'm going to hug you.

What's everyone's status? The ship seems to be holding together, but you guys would know better than I would.

[Private to Meg]
I just suggested it to the Doctor, but uh...have you tried going outside the ship? And leaving your vessel here?

I'm heading to the life support systems to see if we can't manage to get oxygen levels stabilized, I may need some assistance as the life support system is going to be based on a relay system in order to keep itself from failing in the chances of, well, this event. The problem with that, is that it prioritizes certain areas over others, which would make sense if not for the fact that a lack of stability can damage the ship--including our holographic, pony-loving pilot.

I also need a team of brave souls who might be willing to throw on a space suit and fill some holes. While we continue to leak, we threaten to put the ship off balance, and when they get the engines back online the ship will be difficult to maneuver. I know what you're saying 'it's space, there's no gravity to pull us anywhere', wrong. There's gravity all around us, the gravitational pull of suns and planets extend very, very far--getting weaker as they go, but they're still there. That's not the point though, the point is that if we must make any sort of landing--having the holes filled in will help considerably. Because when we enter atmosphere without -- know what? Not important, what's important is we need to fix as much damage as we can.

In my TARDIS I have a space suit and a canister of sticky foam that can seal up holes temporarily. I'd do this myself, but I must get the life support systems stabilized and that'll take some clever thinking. So if anyone's up for it, let me know.