HMS Surprise Network

Has anyone seen my other ski? I'm afraid I've set it down somewhere.

I don't like these woods. In fact, it may be best if you all choose to avoid them

[Private to Meg and Castiel]
I have yet to procure cigarettes here. Those that I was offered were flavored like peppermint. More so than usual.

To all passengers of the HMS Surprise,

Hi there, ship's engineer Gregory Knox speaking! So uh....how's it going?

We hope you're enjoying the modifications to Suri and that she's been treating you all well. We simply regret to inform you that due to a coolant leak in the personnel-only area, we're going to have to stopover again in another reality beginning approximately Dec 15th for all of you, so...your hotel bills have all been paid and we aim to make this holiday as comfortable for you all as possible!

Please leave your Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, Festivus, or Ramadan lists with us and we'll take care of all the shopping when we return with Suri on Dec 25th....ish.

Any questions?

The machina on this vessel is amazing! Have.. many of you come from worlds where it was not deemed forbidden? I wonder... what that must have been like to grow up with freely!

How many worlds.. do you think are left? I hope that we can find a way to return them.

So, I bought this stuff at the market earlier. I don't know exactly what it's meant to do, but the guy selling it kept going on and on about how it was supposed to reverse death and appeal to the powers of the phoenix and whatever and I'm not sure what all of that means, but it sounds like medicine to me and that's probably something we need.

Now I feel like we should test it to be sure, though.

So it seems like that when we get to the planet in the distance, someone's going to need to go down to it, right? I don't know if this ship lands or not, but maybe we should choose groups or something? I've done this before on the Lexx, and I know what to expect. I can help.

Alright, I do not appreciate being kidnapped like this. My sister and my friends need me. Especially since Wash has just died. What is the name of this ship, where are we and how do I return home?

My dinner is talking to me. The pudding is being pedantic, and the salad is being insulting.

Since this reality does not seem to be either dissipating or returning me to where I should have been, I believe I must accept that this is actually happening. This does not indicate that I am at all happy about it.