HMS Surprise Network

You know what this reminds me of? Everything I hate about Reapers. I feel like the creepy voices are getting bored with me because they're not alone in here.

No offense to Karin Chakwas, but the medical advancements on this ship are damn impressive.

And Dr. Grey hasn't even made fun of me for all the shit I'm sure I said when I was well and truly drugged. That's bedside manner for you.

It's nearly Deanna's birthday
So at what point do we

Alright. I need something to do, or I'm going to start climbing the walls. If there's nothing actually useful that needs doing, does anybody want to spar?

[DOCTORS]

How are the TARDISes coming? Anything I can do?

This wasn't how I planned on retiring, but I'll take it.

But I'm on a spaceship full of strangers, which doesn't help. Major Kaidan Alenko, Alliance Navy. Served under Commander Shepard on the Normandy in the


You know what, this probably means nothing to any of you. I, uh I'm Kaidan, I'm 35, a soldier, and I'm from Vancouver back on Earth. I like cards, cooking, beer, and there's nothing better than a good steak sandwich and ... what exactly do you say when your reality's supposedly blinked out and you're supposed to introduce yourself to refugees from other worlds? This sounds like an extranet dating profile. I usually like long walks on the beach but I might be on crutches for a bit and we're without beaches, so that's out.