Hi all! Obviously I would have preferred to make a much more interesting first posting here, but in light of an event this afternoon I thought it might do to put out a general request for everyone to keep their eyes peeled.
This afternoon at approximately 4pm a woman by the name of Amelia Storridge escaped from a Muggle prison where she'd been incarcerated for a number of crimes including petty theft, assault and battery, and vagrancy. Apparently Ms Storridge had been involved in some sort of dispute within the gaol when she abruptly vanished, leaving behind an ear and two middle fingers. Muggle police - which is to say, law enforcement - are baffled and alarmed by this turn of events, and informants within the Metropolitan Police quickly forwarded the reports to us.
Storridge is apparently a Muggle-born witch who was tried and found guilty of "stealing magic" by the Muggle-Born Registration Committee in 1998. Allegedly, she gave her captors the slip at some point, and lacking a wand, family, or any Muggle education, she escaped onto the London streets where she lived in abject poverty until eventually finding herself incarcerated. Obviously, we're interested in rehabilitating Ms Storridge, and re-introducing her to Magical society.
She is described as: a female, caucasian, forty-nine years old, 5'9", weighing 140 pounds with blue eyes and black hair. She may or may not be wearing a prison uniform, but she
will be missing an ear and two fingers.
If anyone on here happens to see or hear anything about a woman matching the above description, please contact either me or the Ministry.
( Warded to Seamus, Dean, and Dominic )