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Tweak says, "You mewling quim!"

Apollo {ray of sunshine} Black (errordynamic) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-08-28 01:43:00

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journal post: Logan Wood
Did anyone lose a cat in Monument Alley? One seems rather fond of my doorstep and won't go away. Except it seems really small. So maybe it's a kitten.

~~I don't have any tuna left.~~

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	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-28 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Logan, what did I tell you about calling ladies 'kittens'? Try and be more proper, young man. What would Mum say? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 06:48 pm UTC (link)
	Considering I'm actually talking about a four-legged animal rather than another human being I think Mum would think I'm a responsible and upstanding young man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-28 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you allergic to kittens? What's the responsibility there? Or was that Eddie... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	That was Eddie. I'm allergic to bee stings. Merlin, Oliver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-28 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Ahh yes. I recall the tragedy of our youth when we found a litter of kittens next to a bee hive. Chaos and tears ensued. Yes, we're both fine wizards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 05:30 am UTC (link)
	You need help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-29 05:34 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Because. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-29 05:46 am UTC (link)
	No way, YOU DO! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Nice come back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-29 05:56 am UTC (link)
	You- You're a comeback! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't make any sense and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-29 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Ahh, shut it, Logan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Why? You started it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2014-08-29 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	No idea what you're talking about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	_melinda_ 2014-08-28 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like you've been adopted. Congratulations! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	But I didn't want to be adopted? Surely someone would have a better home for it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_melinda_ 2014-08-28 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	From what I've seen from cats, I don't think you have all that much say in what it considers a 'better home'. Have you tried taking it down to Magical Menagerie? They might know what to do with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's currently hiding under the couch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_melinda_ 2014-08-28 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Short of summoning the cat or levitating the couch, I'm all out of ideas. Lay on the floor and pretend to be a kitty treat? Or I can send over an owl with a pint of double cream to see if that could lure it out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to summon or levitate the couch. What if I scare it? It likes tuna. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_melinda_ 2014-08-28 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	That is a good point. It's sounding more and more like you've been adopted, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear. I don't want to be adopted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_melinda_ 2014-08-29 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Does the cat know that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-29 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	I'm beginning to think not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	auror__potter 2014-08-28 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Cats are notorious for adopting people. That's what mine did. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Except someone probably lost it right? Cats aren't normally wandering around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	auror__potter 2014-08-28 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be surprised at the number of stray cats around. Just put up some pictures, if you're feeling guilty over it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2014-08-28 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	I may just do that. Of course the thing doesn't seem to like the camera much. It ducks under the couch every time I so much as glance at the camera. (Reply to this) (Parent)