Cuaditch In Character

Who: Raelene Preece & Daphne Greengrass
What: Patching up
When: Before /after matches today
Where: Arrows vs Puddlemere match

( How bad does it look? )

Summer 2008 - 28 August 2020 Teresa Spinks • Lawrence Spinks Family Snippets • PB ( I could at least rough him up a bit? )

Tags: !log, #backstory, x-c: cael troy, x-c: teresa spinks, x-player: amber

Month 0, 1990 Miles Bletchley • Isobel Montgomery Miles' Flat • PG ( This was the price she had to pay for being with him? Was it worth it? )

Tags: !log, -player: mary, c: isobel montgomery, x-c: miles bletchley, x-player: amber

( Witch Weekly Spread - PG 23-24 )

Who: Tracey and Miles
What: Running into each other and a ~chat
When: August 10, mid-morning
Where: Waterfront Park

( It looks like we both had the same idea today )

( Private to Charlie Montgomery )

Announcement: Mark your calendars for 5 September 2020. The Grand Opening of TheGauntlet.wiz is going down. Quidditch players no excuses unless you die on your match earlier that day.

( Text to Ciara Troy )

( Text to Cassius | Graham | Adrian )

( Text to Isobel Montgomery )

( Text to Silas Capper & Georgie Bletchley )

TO: All Falcons & Wigtown Players
FROM: Daphne Greengrass
Note: 4 of these were sent to Cassius Warrington per request. Everyone else got 1 each.

( Owl to Falmouth & Wigtown Players )

( Wiztogram Post )

22 june

patil & preece
rating - low

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15-20 june

brown. finnigan. patil. thomas.

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JUNE 20/PRE & POST MATCH

ISOBEL MONTGOMERY & MILES BLETCHLEY
"can we please, for the love of Merlin, do this later?"

LOCKER ROOM | PG-13

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10:12am :: Miles, we need to talk about the other day.
10:13am :: Meet me for lunch?

( Owl to Parvati Patil - France. )

JUNE 18

ISOBEL MONTGOMERY & MILES BLETCHLEY
"There’s always Two Truths and a Lie…. Fortunately, Unfortunately… Truth or Dare... Would you rather?... And the classic Marry, Fuck, Kill…"

IN A SHELL | PG-13

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Month 0, 1990 Adrian Pucey • Katie Bell • Guest Appearance Oliver Wood WINE GALA • PG-ish? ( Hmm... Let’s mess with them and say we’re madly in love )

Tags: !log, -player: mary, c: katie bell, x-c: adrian pucey, x-c: oliver wood, x-player: amber

posted 10:56 pm

My Ballycastle mates will be missed. But I am certainky looking forward to returning to Kenmare this season.

Best wishes to those going through the trade season transition.

13 June 2020 Parvati Patil • Malcolm Preece The Squealing Snitch • PG • 1:00 pm ( ... I could be your crush like throw you for a rush like ... )

Tags: !log, -player: maxi, c: malcolm preece, x-c: parvati patil, x-player: amber

Text To Lavender Brown

8:14am - Oh dear god that monkey yesterday got in my head!!!

8:14am - I just had a nightmare sex dream about Malcolm. Fucking. Preece.

8:14am - HELP ME!!!!!!

Text to Seamus Finnigan

8:16am - I need a strong memory remover. ASAP. Thoughts?

Text to Poppy Scrimgeour

8:20am - Do you know of any obliviators/healers who can remove specific thoughts from a person's head?

8:20am - Asking for a friend.

( Added at 9:26am )

12 June 2020 Parvati Patil • Malcolm Preece The Squealing Snitch • PG ( How would you know? We've only just met )

Tags: !log, -player: maxi, c: malcolm preece, x-c: parvati patil, x-player: amber

I love all animals, I really do. But this stuffed monkey is playing really quite ugly. Here's a smattering of what he said whilst I took my daily walk to the office:

"If you'd stop nerding out about servals, you might attract someone. No one wants a man with cat hair all over their shirt."

"Consider the unkempt hair on your face. It tells people you don't care about your appearance. If you don't care about your appearance, how can you hope to attract someone to you? Care about yourself first."

"Your grandfather understood more about toxic masculinity and how to combat it than you ever will, no one will want to date you because you're an insipid author."

Really didn't need all of that truth hitting me so hard today! And from a monkey made of cotton bloody stuffing, too.

Hmmm ... the American market could be fun. But for now.. I will be remaining with the Morning Feel Up.

Ward to Friends & Colleagues

Which one of you drunk interviewed again? Havnt seen this rumour in a few.

((posted around 11:30AM))

Text to Glenna Goyle

11:00am: Link to article
11:00 am: Are we dating?! 🤣🤣🤣
11:01 am: I'm so glad you could heal me with your mastery of words. 🙏🏻

Text to Sylvan Fawcett @4:24pm

Just saw your message from the other night. It's been 4 years. For your health and mine - move on. You'll be happier for it.

THAT'S IT!!!

FRIED SHRIMP TONIGHT.

SPECIAL.

YOU EVIL LITTLE CRUSTATIONS AND YOUR HORRID GRUMPLINGS.

PARVATI! WE NEED SIGNS. SPECIAL, FRIED SHRIMP.

🦐 - Shrimp, yes, that little crustacean that a lot of people like to eat, are coming out of the water and insulting anyone who tries to get close to them. The insults are all very shrimpy based.

Note- Malcolm did indeed misspell the word Crustacean, that's a character thing.

I had no idea shrimps could be so rude.

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[ PLOT :: 🦐 - Shrimp, yes, that little crustacean that a lot of people like to eat, are coming out of the water and insulting anyone who tries to get close to them. The insults are all very shrimpy based. ]

Stan Shunpike: Anyone else dealing with a ghost invasion? There's an old man hanging out in my shower and he won't leave. #cuaditchhaunt #ghostsyuck #getoutofmytub 2 min ago | credit

( owl to parvati patil )

28 april

malcolm & stan & parvati
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

SQUEALING SNITCH | low | complete

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Some very tall sildflowers paid me the nicest compliments on my way to work this morning. What a lovely way to start the day!

Beer! Ales! Stouts! Beers! Lagers! Reds! Wheat! IPA! Pale Ale! Sours! Pilsners! Porters! Browns! Bock! Mild! Saison! Lambic! Kölsch! Märzen! Helles! Dubbel! Dunkel! Irish Red! Doppelbock! Schwarbier! American Pale Ale! Cream Ale! Steam! Gueuze! Falnders Red! Scotch Ale! Altbier! Rye! Amber! Berliner! Quadruple! Tappist! Kellerbier! Dortmunder! Oud Bruin! Eisbock! Vienna Lager! English Porter! German Pils! Grodziskie!

BEER!!!

Lots of BEER!!

TONIGHT! TODAY! ALL DAY!

BEER!

COME. SQUEALING SNITCH.

I can now cross being invisible off my list of things I've always wanted to do.

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[ PLOT :: 🏷 - TWO CHARACTERS EACH wake up with a strange feeling. Yes, something feels very strange. They wake up and are invisible! Yes. You are invisible, and this lasts until noon when you reappear but are naked! Hopefully, you aren't somewhere embarrassing. ]