Cuaditch In Character

In honor of the World Cup, I started on a new cross stitch. It's not quite finished yet, I'm going to add a bit to the background, but I wanted to show off what I have so far.

( not an ic cut )

Filtered to Emilia Spinnet

Hi, Emilia! Do you have any plans next month? Specifically the 12th, 13th, and 14th? My cousin shared with me that they are accepting enrolls for a culinary weekend. It's not just for chefs either, it's for anything interested in culinary arts. There will be different classes and presentations and a couple of competitions. I immediately thought of you when he told me! I have all the paperwork here, if you're interested.

Who: Susan Bones & Perry Derrick
When: Mid/Late October; a few days after this
Where: Out in London
Warnings: Not really

( I'm feeling a fault line moving miles below my feet No one else is looking down except for me A chill is running, moving down my spine I'm walking through the fire for the first time )

[ooc: a couple hours after this]

[Perry Derrick]

I need to take the rest of the day.

[Close Friends]

Who's in for a night out?

[Filtered away from all kids/all futures]

What happens if we're able to prevent the war from happening? Will we never be able to see our children from that future? Are we supposed to try to stop it or will that make things worse? Playing with time is a dangerous business.

Who: Susan Bones & Paxton Derrick
What: Paxton tells Susan about her future
When: This morning
Where: Susan's place
Warnings: Mention of future character death

( Don't wake me up I am still dreaming The story's undone Unravel at the seams Don't wake me up Death is misleading And when I fall asleep Sleep with your ghost )

Once a week, take a bath in Epsom Salts, and if you can, add half cup of baking soda and some essential oil such as lavender. This will help get rid of nasty toxins in the body (and will also soothe the mind!)

This is advice I was given by a raccoon today. Yes, a racoon.

TEXT TO SUSAN BONES

- Christmas is tomorrow.

Is it wrong to feel a little

Who's going to the winter solstice party tonight? I've managed to get the evening off, so I thought I might check it out.

CLOSE FRIENDS* (feel free to assume for c/o '13 & former DA)

Checking in... how are you doing with all this madness?

Text to Susan Bones

7:34 Do you have a minute to talk?
7:36 How are you handling everything?

Just a reminder, I will not be available starting on the 23rd through the 25th! I'll be in France for my cousin Nolan's wedding.

Oh! Last night I made one of my favourites, cheese tortellini soup with Italian sausage. I added a bit of kale and spinach in there as well, I highly recommend it for a chilly day.

On a health note, the cold days will only get colder so please be sure to take care! Wash your hands often, if you're sick stay home and avoid as much contact with people as possible. Drink plenty of fluids and make sure to stock up on potions!

( Owl to Susan Bones morning of October 18th )

Who: Susan Bones & Open
What: Drunk Susan drinks some of her feelings but is cute doing it?
Where: Squealing Snitch
When: Saturday, October 17; night
Warnings: TBD; may depend who jumps in

( Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy (hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (let's go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back )

Susan Bones

✉️ Susan?
✉️ Let me know you're okay, please.

Emilia Spinnet

✉️ You don't have to reply to this, but I want you to know that I'm here for you.
✉️ Anything you might need, please don't hesitate to ask.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

MY CO-CAPTAIN IS HOT!

Stop by the LOOOOOVVVEEEE BOAAAT.

Yes. The Snitch.

No. I did not do it.

Yes. I am running with it.

COME TO THE SNITCH LOVE.
🛥️ - An unknown witch or wizard has transfigured Squealling Snitch into a boat? Yes. A large yacht, and it's not just any yacht, it's the love boat!

I didn't know foxes were so wise. I thought they were foxy and Wiley and stuff. Nah, they're really darn smart. Real smart! I think foxes deserve to be treated better! BE KIND TO THE FOXES!

Oh, and we're making this watermelon rain thing a fun thing at the pub, come try watermelon themed drinks.

🍉 - It's raining today, but it's not raining well rain, it's raining watermelon seeds! Careful, some hit the ground and become full-sized watermelons. Ripe too, feel free to pick them!

Did anyone else get some advice from a fox today?

HARPIES:

We're into the back half of the season now and I'm proud as hell of all of you. I know I say that all the time, but it's worth repeating. And it's not just your performances on the pitch. The integrity you all show on and off the pitch makes me proud to be one of you, and whatever happens here on out, that's a powerful thing to have.

TRACEY DAVIS:

I hope you're doing well. I know it's been a complicated few weeks.

For what it's worth, any team would be lucky to have you.

Ugh that gossip col

Hello, Cuaditch!

Like Isobel mentioned in her post, it is National Healer Week! Everyone has been working extremely hard to put this together, and I hope you all will stop by Queerditch Park to check out everything we have to offer!

You'll learn about giving blood, there will also be a blood drive throughout the week as well. We'll have different special events throughout the week that focuses on issues like physical health, mental health, environmental health, etc. If you are interested in the times of some of these events, we have pamphlets available. You'll hear from a variety of people in different fields and for those interested in muggle medicine, we have information on that as well!

I hope you will all stop by, and fair warning to friends that I might be unavailable most of the week, but I will try to check in so you know I haven't fainted from exhaustion.

Why is our quaint little town overrun with Americans? Not that I mind them, but they're all attempting to sell us things and that seems odd. I am not interested in a XXXL Billabong shirt from 1998. With stains. I have my own, thank you very much.

Saw today's matches. You Quidditch players better consider an ice bath or two.

It was a good win by Kenmare today. I heard the Puddlemere vs Falcons match got violent?

FRIENDS

I'm fine, really. I'm sorry I haven't been in touch since, well, since I disappeared, but the Auror's needed to talk to me and the healers wanted to check me over a few times and with the match, it's just been a bit tight trying to get everything done.

SEAMUS

I am so sorry I didn't make lunch the other day. I tried to reach out earlier but well, it's been a bit strange the last couple of days. I know Cael checked in with you though.

I guess I owe you lunch.

[phone call to Ciaran Troy; mid-morning]

Hello, Ciaran Troy? My name is Susan Bones, and I work in the Auror Department. I need to speak with you about your sister, Erin.

Just to warn people, the wizarding kissing signs can freeze you in place.

Filtered to Pryor Derrick

Thank you again, for your help. How do you feel about banana bread?

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[ PLOT :: 💋 - Signs for "Wizarding kissing day" are all over today, and when ONE CHARACTER EACH passes them they get stuck until someone comes and saves them with a kiss! ]

Who: Susan Bones & Open
When: Thursday, July 9; afternoon
Where: In town, near Spices and Flour
What: Wizarding Kissing Day

( Summer was painted on our skin and those secrets hidden in our childish lips they would die for a kiss )

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

They don't meet the koalafications.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

🤣 - ONE CHARACTER EACH can't help but tell old jokes today.

Who: Susan Bones & Hannah Abbott
Where: Quail's Edge
When: Late June
What: Lunch date & catch up

( if we turn into chocolate or cheesecake afterwards then I’d say it’s worth it. )

I've been in contact with a few spell experts as well as examined a few who were saying they were hearing musical numbers. We do believe it is one of those spell mishaps that often occur in our community.

While we have nothing to worry about with this particular occurrence, I do want to caution people to not always just shrug something off as just another "weird thing that happens here." If you truly get concerned and the symptoms don't add up, I encourage you to seek out a Healer, just to be safe.



Does anyone like blackberries? I way too many that I don't need and I thought I would check here before I donate them to one of the farmers market vendors.

You lot have a very eclectic taste in music. [...] That's only half a compliment.

I love all animals, I really do. But this stuffed monkey is playing really quite ugly. Here's a smattering of what he said whilst I took my daily walk to the office:

"If you'd stop nerding out about servals, you might attract someone. No one wants a man with cat hair all over their shirt."

"Consider the unkempt hair on your face. It tells people you don't care about your appearance. If you don't care about your appearance, how can you hope to attract someone to you? Care about yourself first."

"Your grandfather understood more about toxic masculinity and how to combat it than you ever will, no one will want to date you because you're an insipid author."

Really didn't need all of that truth hitting me so hard today! And from a monkey made of cotton bloody stuffing, too.

I could use a break from the musical numbers.

🎼 - SIX CHARACTERS wake up this morning, and everything is well, kind of musical. For the next week, you'll be seeing musical numbers. The emotions of people played out in songs. You are the only four that can see it. What you do with it is up to you. *Players; please comment with songs your character might be caught 'singing!!!'

Who in their right mind wants a dino toy that BITES! That actually bites! I get it, dinos are cool, they've got that mysterious thing about them and sure, we've got dragons, but where are the dinos? Are there dinos left? Are dragons Dinos? IS THAT WHY THIS STUPID LITTLE TOY BIT MY LEG?

People need answers about this!

🦖 - Toy Dinosaurs are running around Cuaditch today. A toymaker was in town visiting and accidentally dropped their bag. Careful, they bite.

🚰 - Someone dumped Veritaserum in the towns water. It's a rather strong dose. If you drank anything with town water in it, you find yourself unable to speak anything but the truth. It lasts for 72 hours until the water supply is cleaned out properly. The DMLE is after the person who did it.

Malcolm must tell the truth....

THAT'S IT!!!

FRIED SHRIMP TONIGHT.

SPECIAL.

YOU EVIL LITTLE CRUSTATIONS AND YOUR HORRID GRUMPLINGS.

PARVATI! WE NEED SIGNS. SPECIAL, FRIED SHRIMP.

🦐 - Shrimp, yes, that little crustacean that a lot of people like to eat, are coming out of the water and insulting anyone who tries to get close to them. The insults are all very shrimpy based.

Note- Malcolm did indeed misspell the word Crustacean, that's a character thing.

This was really not how I planned to spend my day, in case anyone was wondering.

Filtered to Hannah Abbott

Toga party for your birthday, then, I guess?

Shrimp + Butterbear = a dangerous combination.

Who knew?

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