Cuaditch In Character

The house and town seem so quiet now.

I kinda went overboard knitting.

Who wants a scarf???

This is strangest thing I've ever seen. It's home but it's not home and someone told me my parents were around her somewhere. My adoptive parents that is, my biological ones are dead.

So to this time's Raeleen Preece and Greer MacDougal, it's a girl and it's a long story.

WEASLEY'S & FUTURE SPOUSES/PARENTS OF WEASLEY KIDS

Okay, seriously. How many Weasley's are there in all the freaking futures because this is giving me a headache and how are we supposed to guess who is going to show up next if we don't all know each other?

I'll start. Hi. I'm Mini (Hi Mini). I'm the daughter of Charlie Weasley and Regan Preece. I've got Four siblings. Twin, Gideon, and three younger sisters Dahlia, Astoria and Cedrella.

So, shout out Weasley's!

I'm all for an adventure but this one wasn't even on my bucket list.

So, who the heck is here?

Are we doing the 'surprise our parents' thing, or letting them guess? Fill me in!

How, exactly, does one find their way out of a giant saxophone?

Sometimes you've just got to get up in the clouds.

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GINNY:

If you could go anywhere on the planet right now, where would you go?

Oof. Going to need a pint (or six) to take away the sting from that last Arrows's loss.


Good thing I've got the principal male role in the Nutcracker to distract me.

It's always interesting to me how the news likes to make things so much more dramatic.

KATIE BELL

Welcome to Kenmare, I know it's a big change and if there is anything you need, please don't hesitate to let me know.

SEAMUS FINNIGAN

How's your head feeling

EMILIA SPINNET + EVERLY RIVERS + OOLONG TEA

I was thinking of picking up some food for tonight and maybe girls night in with a movie?

ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

MY CO-CAPTAIN IS HOT!

Stop by the LOOOOOVVVEEEE BOAAAT.

Yes. The Snitch.

No. I did not do it.

Yes. I am running with it.

COME TO THE SNITCH LOVE.
🛥️ - An unknown witch or wizard has transfigured Squealling Snitch into a boat? Yes. A large yacht, and it's not just any yacht, it's the love boat!

Who: Raelene Preece & Daphne Greengrass
What: Patching up
When: Before /after matches today
Where: Arrows vs Puddlemere match

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I didn't know foxes were so wise. I thought they were foxy and Wiley and stuff. Nah, they're really darn smart. Real smart! I think foxes deserve to be treated better! BE KIND TO THE FOXES!

Oh, and we're making this watermelon rain thing a fun thing at the pub, come try watermelon themed drinks.

🍉 - It's raining today, but it's not raining well rain, it's raining watermelon seeds! Careful, some hit the ground and become full-sized watermelons. Ripe too, feel free to pick them!

It was a good win by Kenmare today. I heard the Puddlemere vs Falcons match got violent?

FRIENDS

I'm fine, really. I'm sorry I haven't been in touch since, well, since I disappeared, but the Auror's needed to talk to me and the healers wanted to check me over a few times and with the match, it's just been a bit tight trying to get everything done.

SEAMUS

I am so sorry I didn't make lunch the other day. I tried to reach out earlier but well, it's been a bit strange the last couple of days. I know Cael checked in with you though.

I guess I owe you lunch.

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

They don't meet the koalafications.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

🤣 - ONE CHARACTER EACH can't help but tell old jokes today.

I'm in town for the weekend and land in a Rainforest? I suppose after a week in Rub' al Khali it's a nice change.

I'd be careful on the north side of town I just saw an emerald tree boa.

🌳 - What is happening??? Well, Cuaditch Town looks like it's turned into a Rainforest, it lasts three days. Careful, there are wild animals everywhere!

I hope everyone who attended The Quidditch Wine Gala last night had a great time! Congratulations to all the bidders and keep on bidding for an adventure with your favorite player. Also, a special congratulations to the real winners of the night: the children's wing at St. Mungo's and Cuaditch Healers.

Thank you to everyone who came out to support such a great cause. The Appleby Arrows organization and players are thrilled to be apart of such a wonderful event.

Now I just need to find another excuse to wear my dress again.

Malcolm

Did you have a nice time at the gala?

Who in their right mind wants a dino toy that BITES! That actually bites! I get it, dinos are cool, they've got that mysterious thing about them and sure, we've got dragons, but where are the dinos? Are there dinos left? Are dragons Dinos? IS THAT WHY THIS STUPID LITTLE TOY BIT MY LEG?

People need answers about this!

🦖 - Toy Dinosaurs are running around Cuaditch today. A toymaker was in town visiting and accidentally dropped their bag. Careful, they bite.

🚰 - Someone dumped Veritaserum in the towns water. It's a rather strong dose. If you drank anything with town water in it, you find yourself unable to speak anything but the truth. It lasts for 72 hours until the water supply is cleaned out properly. The DMLE is after the person who did it.

Malcolm must tell the truth....

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