Cuaditch In Character

Who: Susan Bones & Perry Derrick
When: Mid/Late October; a few days after this
Where: Out in London
Warnings: Not really

( I'm feeling a fault line moving miles below my feet No one else is looking down except for me A chill is running, moving down my spine I'm walking through the fire for the first time )

I'm not sure if I should be glad or disappointed that whatever caused the floo to malfunction and bring so many here from our future seems to have been fixed for good now. It was interesting to have them here, truly, even if I didn't get the chance to meet any of my own children. The town seems strangely quiet without them. I'm sure it must feel even strainer for those of you who had your own children come and go.

DERRICK BROTHERS

What do you say to a family dinner, brothers?

TEXT TO SUSAN BONES

- Christmas is tomorrow.

( Owl to Susan Bones morning of October 18th )

Taking the day off.

Everything is nuts.

🥜 - No matter what ONE CHARACTER EACH grabs today it turns into a handful of nuts.

Did anyone see the fluffy yellow pigs today? They might look like puffs of cotton candy, but in reality they are actually an ancient species of wild boar that dates beyond the Roman occupation of Britain. Typically they hide in the bogs in the north of England (not the best place for them as bogs aren't typically ever that shade of spring-like yellow!) and pop out at random. They scare Muggles and many a ghost story has been spun about them.

But I hope you followed them. Because they're not at all ghost-story worthy. They give delightful dinner parties. I had roast eggplant with pecans, asparagus, with marinara and seltzer water!

I love all animals, I really do. But this stuffed monkey is playing really quite ugly. Here's a smattering of what he said whilst I took my daily walk to the office:

"If you'd stop nerding out about servals, you might attract someone. No one wants a man with cat hair all over their shirt."

"Consider the unkempt hair on your face. It tells people you don't care about your appearance. If you don't care about your appearance, how can you hope to attract someone to you? Care about yourself first."

"Your grandfather understood more about toxic masculinity and how to combat it than you ever will, no one will want to date you because you're an insipid author."

Really didn't need all of that truth hitting me so hard today! And from a monkey made of cotton bloody stuffing, too.

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Happy opening day to the best time of the year: Quidditch season!

HARPIES:

No slacking off this week just because the Bats played like dragon shit and got lucky. Meet at my place for breakfast tomorrow. We'll have food, and we'll go over today's matches and strategy for our season.

24 April

Perry & open
....he set off in a skip.

Dionysus Lane | low

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Shrimp + Butterbear = a dangerous combination.

Who knew?

welcome to cuaditch

everyone
Rated - R and under

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