How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
🤣 - ONE CHARACTER EACH can't help but tell old jokes today.