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Jan. 1st, 2021


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Gwen & Malcolm


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December - Around Town
"Noble pub owner saves the day and the charming tea shoppe owner teaches him … "

WARNINGS - None 🌿- Mistletoes.
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Oct. 2nd, 2020


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open net | kaitlin summerby


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Does anyone else hear those drums? No one in the office can I swear I'm not going mad

[🥁 - FIVE CHARACTERS can swear they hear a bass drum everywhere they go today.]

Sep. 18th, 2020


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15 September - Malcolm & Open


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m preece & open
15 september (Backdated) - Snitch
"I AM NOT DEAD YET YOU GO, GO AWAY YOU GHOST IMAGE!"

WARNINGS - GHOST MENTION!!!! 👻 - ONE CHARACTER EACH swears they keep seeing a ghost of themselves.
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Sep. 4th, 2020


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04 SEPTEMBER - MALCOLM PREECE


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ONCE IN A LIFETIME!

MY CO-CAPTAIN IS HOT!

Stop by the LOOOOOVVVEEEE BOAAAT.

Yes. The Snitch.

No. I did not do it.

Yes. I am running with it.

COME TO THE SNITCH LOVE.
🛥️ - An unknown witch or wizard has transfigured Squealling Snitch into a boat? Yes. A large yacht, and it's not just any yacht, it's the love boat!

Aug. 25th, 2020


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I didn't know foxes were so wise. I thought they were foxy and Wiley and stuff. Nah, they're really darn smart. Real smart! I think foxes deserve to be treated better! BE KIND TO THE FOXES!

Oh, and we're making this watermelon rain thing a fun thing at the pub, come try watermelon themed drinks.

🍉 - It's raining today, but it's not raining well rain, it's raining watermelon seeds! Careful, some hit the ground and become full-sized watermelons. Ripe too, feel free to pick them!

Aug. 9th, 2020


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As fun as being stuck in a children's book is, if I miss the mead tasting, I think I'm going to end up very cross with your, Cuaditch strangeness!

Jul. 8th, 2020


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22 June | Parvati & Malcolm


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22 june
patil & preece
rating - low


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Jul. 5th, 2020


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05 July | Malcolm Preece


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How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed!

What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Why aren't koalas actual bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.


🤣 - ONE CHARACTER EACH can't help but tell old jokes today.

Jun. 18th, 2020


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Owl to Parvati Patil


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Owl to Parvati Patil - France. )

Jun. 13th, 2020


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13 June 2020 - Parvati Patil & Malcolm Preece


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13 June 2020
Parvati Patil • Malcolm Preece
The Squealing Snitch • PG • 1:00 pm
... I could be your crush like throw you for a rush like ... )

Jun. 12th, 2020


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12 June 2020


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12 June 2020
Parvati Patil • Malcolm Preece
The Squealing Snitch • PG
How would you know? We've only just met )

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I love all animals, I really do. But this stuffed monkey is playing really quite ugly. Here's a smattering of what he said whilst I took my daily walk to the office:
  • "If you'd stop nerding out about servals, you might attract someone. No one wants a man with cat hair all over their shirt."
  • "Consider the unkempt hair on your face. It tells people you don't care about your appearance. If you don't care about your appearance, how can you hope to attract someone to you? Care about yourself first."
  • "Your grandfather understood more about toxic masculinity and how to combat it than you ever will, no one will want to date you because you're an insipid author."

  • Really didn't need all of that truth hitting me so hard today! And from a monkey made of cotton bloody stuffing, too.

    Jun. 7th, 2020


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    07 June | Malcolm Preece


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    Where them shoe's at? shoes! shoes! shoes! Where them shoe's at?

    I'm going to find every shoe themed song and play at the Snitch today. Shoe jokes get discounts.

    👟 - ONE CHARACTER EACH can't keep shoes on today. They keep coming off of your feet and running back to your closet.

    Jun. 3rd, 2020


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    I'm almost disappointed I didn't make the news.

    It was an entertaining read, at any rate.

    May. 31st, 2020


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    31 May | Malcolm Preece


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    Who in their right mind wants a dino toy that BITES! That actually bites! I get it, dinos are cool, they've got that mysterious thing about them and sure, we've got dragons, but where are the dinos? Are there dinos left? Are dragons Dinos? IS THAT WHY THIS STUPID LITTLE TOY BIT MY LEG?

    People need answers about this!

    🦖 - Toy Dinosaurs are running around Cuaditch today. A toymaker was in town visiting and accidentally dropped their bag. Careful, they bite.

    🚰 - Someone dumped Veritaserum in the towns water. It's a rather strong dose. If you drank anything with town water in it, you find yourself unable to speak anything but the truth. It lasts for 72 hours until the water supply is cleaned out properly. The DMLE is after the person who did it.

    Malcolm must tell the truth....

    May. 29th, 2020


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    Heard a rumor it's half off ale at the Squealing Snitch tonight. Good excuse for a night at the pub, yeah?

    May. 11th, 2020


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    11 MAY | MALCOLM PREECE


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    THAT'S IT!!!

    FRIED SHRIMP TONIGHT.

    SPECIAL.

    YOU EVIL LITTLE CRUSTATIONS AND YOUR HORRID GRUMPLINGS.

    PARVATI! WE NEED SIGNS. SPECIAL, FRIED SHRIMP.


    🦐 - Shrimp, yes, that little crustacean that a lot of people like to eat, are coming out of the water and insulting anyone who tries to get close to them. The insults are all very shrimpy based.

    Note- Malcolm did indeed misspell the word Crustacean, that's a character thing.

    May. 3rd, 2020


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    3 May 2020 - Stan Shunpike Journal


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    Stan Shunpike: Anyone else dealing with a ghost invasion? There's an old man hanging out in my shower and he won't leave. #cuaditchhaunt #ghostsyuck #getoutofmytub
    2 min ago | credit

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    WiOwl to Malcolm Preece


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    Pub Rental - May 15th? 5/3/2020
    Teresa Spinks
    to Malcolm Preece
    Hey Malcolm,

    I was wondering if you lot had any availability for an event rental on May 15th? Want to do a "Decades" themed birthday party. Looking to have between 75-100 guests. Industry folks & the usual brood. Aiming for 7pm-Midnight. Totally cool if you can't accommodate.

    Let me know,
    - Teresa Spinks
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    May. 1st, 2020


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    It’s really hard to feel like a professional when your trousers keep disappearing from your body at random moments. At least I didn’t Finally just charmed some robes to stay shut at the bottom.

    Please tell me I’m not the only one this bloody happened to.


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    👖 - SIX CHARACTERS have the hardest time keeping their pants on today, seems they got hit with a spell in the morning that makes them keep disappearing.

    Apr. 28th, 2020


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    28 APRIL | MALCOLM PREECE & STAN & PARVATI


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    28 april
    malcolm & stan & parvati
    “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”
    SQUEALING SNITCH | low | complete
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    Apr. 22nd, 2020


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    22 April | Malcolm Preece


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    Beer! Ales! Stouts! Beers! Lagers! Reds! Wheat! IPA! Pale Ale! Sours! Pilsners! Porters! Browns! Bock! Mild! Saison! Lambic! Kölsch! Märzen! Helles! Dubbel! Dunkel! Irish Red! Doppelbock! Schwarbier! American Pale Ale! Cream Ale! Steam! Gueuze! Falnders Red! Scotch Ale! Altbier! Rye! Amber! Berliner! Quadruple! Tappist! Kellerbier! Dortmunder! Oud Bruin! Eisbock! Vienna Lager! English Porter! German Pils! Grodziskie!

    BEER!!!

    Lots of BEER!!

    TONIGHT! TODAY! ALL DAY!

    BEER!

    COME. SQUEALING SNITCH.

    Apr. 20th, 2020


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    april 20 :: leo spinnet


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    Who's coming to trivia night tonight?



    [ 🍻 - Trivia @ Squealing Snitch! ]

    Apr. 19th, 2020


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    19 April - Susan Bones


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    Shrimp + Butterbear = a dangerous combination.

    Who knew?

    Apr. 18th, 2020


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    Welcome to Cuaditch Town


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    welcome to cuaditch
    everyone
    Rated - R and under
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    Mar. 18th, 2020


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