Cuaditch In Character

Last night's Parade of Lights was absolutely magical! I love Christmas so much!

Luna allowed me to dress her up to join me in the Christmas spirit. Bobbie was not having it and did not want to partake in any of it. I think she might be the Grinch.


goshawk siblings.
Brunch today? Pretty please?

Well, hasn't this been an interesting week.

While I do enjoy riding a good motorbike, somehow trying to ride one that's for a ghost just hasn't been on my to-do list, well, at least not while living.

FRIENDS

Elle and now Garrick? I knew about the second-

Anyone else we know about to be arrested?

🏍️ - A ghostly motorcycle gang shows up in town today, and they keep offering everyone lessons on how to ride a motorbike!

Woah.

Now that's some... Something.

Hope all those involved are doing as well as can be expected.

I'm sorry for your loss Spinnet Family.


Elle Spinnet? A-

So excited about Healer Week! Don't forget to stop by the Queerditch Park to learn and have some fun!

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[ PLOT :: 🏥 - It's National Healer week! Queerditch Park is filled all week with healer filled events! Learn about giving blood, better yet, give blood! Brush up on your basic healing spells and learn some new ones! Each day healers will be out and about teaching, helping and enjoying the August weather! ]

[OOC: Please pretend I have a teddy bear icon here]

Fucking hell

I'm a bloody bear.

Magpies

Don't you dare bloody laugh if you want practice to be anything close to bearable.

Can't say being a bear was useful in any way. What a waste of time.

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[ YESTERDAY'S PLOT :: 🧸 - ONE CHARACTER EACH ends up accidentally being transfigured into a teddy bear today. Don't worry. You'll be rescued. ]

Did anyone see the fluffy yellow pigs today? They might look like puffs of cotton candy, but in reality they are actually an ancient species of wild boar that dates beyond the Roman occupation of Britain. Typically they hide in the bogs in the north of England (not the best place for them as bogs aren't typically ever that shade of spring-like yellow!) and pop out at random. They scare Muggles and many a ghost story has been spun about them.

But I hope you followed them. Because they're not at all ghost-story worthy. They give delightful dinner parties. I had roast eggplant with pecans, asparagus, with marinara and seltzer water!

I love all animals, I really do. But this stuffed monkey is playing really quite ugly. Here's a smattering of what he said whilst I took my daily walk to the office:

"If you'd stop nerding out about servals, you might attract someone. No one wants a man with cat hair all over their shirt."

"Consider the unkempt hair on your face. It tells people you don't care about your appearance. If you don't care about your appearance, how can you hope to attract someone to you? Care about yourself first."

"Your grandfather understood more about toxic masculinity and how to combat it than you ever will, no one will want to date you because you're an insipid author."

Really didn't need all of that truth hitting me so hard today! And from a monkey made of cotton bloody stuffing, too.

A Hollerin' contest? Seems like a 101 how to get a headache, but also very fun.

Who is going to come challenge my epic 'hollering' skills?

〽️ - Stop by Bludger Park for a Hollerin' contest. Yes, who hollers the best?

Would anyone be interested in some Dungeons & Dragons? I was thinking that I have time to run a campaign if anyone wants a go.

[OOC: if you're interested, please sign up only one character to start! I want to make sure everyone gets a chance, and I'll probably cap it at 6 characters to make it more manageable for me.]

Since today we were supposed to buy our best friends a gift, I decided that bees are my best friend. I spent the afternoon planting a pollinator-friendly garden in Twirl Park.

You're welcome to help water the garden. I figured if we gave the bees a gift, they'd give us the gift of themselves.

These escape rooms that are popping up really need a little more challenge to them! Magical ones, not the muggle ones, well they could use a bit of work too, but the magical ones, come on now! Challenge me!

🚰 - Someone dumped Veritaserum in the towns water. It's a rather strong dose. If you drank anything with town water in it, you find yourself unable to speak anything but the truth. It lasts for 72 hours until the water supply is cleaned out properly. The DMLE is after the person who did it.

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