Cuaditch In Character

Thankfully, got out of practice just in time to catch the festival. I've got to say that whole heroine-on-the-moors-looking-lonely trope has got me shook. I cannot put this book down!

This is the first and last time I take advice from a bloody zebra. What do zebras know about style or comfortable shoes anyway? They don't even wear shoes.

lav, parvati & dean.
Tell me your day is going better than mine. My feet hurt.


erin.
You better not be busy starting tomorrow afternoon till Sunday night. I'm kidnapping you.

FRIENDS & FAMILY OF ENISE SCAMANDER (and Otto & Lavender):

Enise turns 18 tomorrow, so this calls for a party. We’ll play some games, have a bonfire in the garden, eat some cake, and just celebrate the fact that Enise is here to be with us and that we’ve had this chance to get to know her.

Since tomorrow is el Día de Reyes too, we’ll have a king cake around, so I hope everyone is prepared to find the baby and bring us tamales on Candelaria. 😈

text to lavender brown

09:13 - We should talk about the obvious.

TEXT TO LAVENDER BROWN

📲 hey
📲 you doing okay?

Thank you so much for all of the birthday wishes! Seems crazy how fast this month as gone that it's already November.

SEAMUS | DEAN | PARVATI

Okay. Do any of you know who sent me this? I didn't open all my owls on my birthday and I just saw it.

You don't think it was Theo-

Roger wouldn't send me something without his name on it!

( anonymous owl sent to lavander brown )

( owl to lavender brown )

I taught people how to draw with their feet today. How was your day?

[PLOT: 🧑‍🏫 - ONE CHARACTER EACH has the urge to teach those around them strange things today. Perhaps it's how to balance a pen on your head. (Use your imagination for this).]

I'm not sure what's up with the random drums, but they're fucking awesome.

In completely unrelated news, who's doing trivia at the Snitch tonight? I have to admit, I'm feeling pretty lucky!

[PLOT: 🥁 - FIVE CHARACTERS hear a full drum set playing rock music everywhere they go today.]

Did anyone else wake up in the wrong bed today?

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[ PLOT :: 🛏️ - ONE CHARACTER EACH wakes up in a bed that isn't well, their bed. Instead they wake up in someones bed but totally alone! (Sign up and everyone will wind up in someone else's bed, think of it as a room switch) ]

Who: Roger Davies & Lavender Brown
What: Puppy Love
When: Today, morning
Where: Baker's Edge

( And anytime I feel the rush I might say something to make you blush When all the way is not enough Some might say my love will make you blush So walk away and act tough When I say something to make you blush 'Cause always is not enough Some might say my love will make you blush )

A bit bizarre getting a letter from the great-great-grandfather you've never met.

Cuaditch is bloody mental sometimes.

Always an interesting read.

I was more curious about a certain Quidditch star, last name Davies, wears a lot of blue.

SEAMUS | DEAN & PARVATI CAN READ

Looks like you are getting official with Ms. Troy.

Anything you care to share with the rest of us?

Has anyone else been noticing all the strange occurrences the past couple of weeks? By strange, I don't mean the clouds, people being trapped in hammocks, or being randomly selected to fly a plane. Actual disappearances, attacks, and general ominousness?

[Puddlemere]

Nice matches this week. We've got the Arrows and Falcons this week. I know the Arrows haven't been great this season, but it screams trap game since we have the Falcons on Saturday. With the top five being so close, every match is going to be important from here on out. Let's keep it up.

If you're going to be stuck in a hammock all day, Lee Jordan happens to be the best of company.

Thanks for keeping it entertaining, Lee!

So... I'm stuck. Someone help me?

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[ PLOT :: 💋 - Signs for "Wizarding kissing day" are all over today, and when ONE CHARACTER EACH passes them they get stuck until someone comes and saves them with a kiss! ]

15-20 june

brown. finnigan. patil. thomas.

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Fairies are the best. They got me 6 whole bottles of my favorite wine from France.

erin.
How does this next Friday sound for a nice date with me?

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[ PLOT :: 🧚 - Fairies are all over Cuaditch today. ONE CHARACTER EACH is granted a tiny wish. ]

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( INSTA POST! )

( Text to Parvati Patil )
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( Text to Theodore Nott )

Text To Lavender Brown

8:14am - Oh dear god that monkey yesterday got in my head!!!

8:14am - I just had a nightmare sex dream about Malcolm. Fucking. Preece.

8:14am - HELP ME!!!!!!

Text to Seamus Finnigan

8:16am - I need a strong memory remover. ASAP. Thoughts?

Text to Poppy Scrimgeour

8:20am - Do you know of any obliviators/healers who can remove specific thoughts from a person's head?

8:20am - Asking for a friend.

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I love all animals, I really do. But this stuffed monkey is playing really quite ugly. Here's a smattering of what he said whilst I took my daily walk to the office:

"If you'd stop nerding out about servals, you might attract someone. No one wants a man with cat hair all over their shirt."

"Consider the unkempt hair on your face. It tells people you don't care about your appearance. If you don't care about your appearance, how can you hope to attract someone to you? Care about yourself first."

"Your grandfather understood more about toxic masculinity and how to combat it than you ever will, no one will want to date you because you're an insipid author."

Really didn't need all of that truth hitting me so hard today! And from a monkey made of cotton bloody stuffing, too.

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I love yoga as much as the next person but there is just so much forward-moving sun salutations a girl can take. On the plus side I think I can eat my weight in pastries when this ends.

I'm glad it was a paperwork kind of day.

🧘 - ONE CHARACTER EACH can only get around today by yoga poses. That's right, downward dog to lunge, to forward fold to perhaps warrior three? Yes, you can only move in yoga poses. It turns out a new yoga studio is testing out a spell!

late april

Lavender Brown & Ginny Weasley characters Coffee Shop; Cuaditch Town, Scotland location Low RATING "If the shots are strong and the pizza is good, how could I turn that kind of invitation?"

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Stan Shunpike: Anyone else dealing with a ghost invasion? There's an old man hanging out in my shower and he won't leave. #cuaditchhaunt #ghostsyuck #getoutofmytub 2 min ago | credit

I might have gone a little overboard with the pie cart outside home and brought too many.

Dean, mate, we're gonna be eating pie until we die!


erin.
Hey you!

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[ PLOT :: 🥧 - A cart shows up in front of Ferry Flats today selling pies! They are fantastic pies! ]

Early in the morning

I nearly got flattened by a large compass that's rolling up and down comet lane while on my run today.

Careful out there!

SEAMUS | DEAN | PARVATI

I was thinking about a picnic today or tomorrow, care to join?

🧭 - A rather large Compass ends up rolling down Comet Lane pausing when it reaches Snidget Rd and heading back again. Careful, it doesn't stop for anyone.

welcome to cuaditch

everyone
Rated - R and under

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