Cuaditch In Character

So far, I don't have surprise children. I can't tell (yet) if I'm sad or relieved. But that doesn't mean I'm not here to help.

If anyone needs a place to crash, let me know. I've got extra space. And hopefully you've got a penchant for cooking.

All the Americans and other Quidditch players are swarming into our small, quiet little town with my sports medicine clinic just sitting there waiting to be visited by those of you who wish to be in peak socio-physical condition for your various matches. Make an appointment now.

Now that my self-indulgent plug is done, I feel like I should say that cooling temps, falling leaves, and extra blue skies make me want two things ...

1. A dog
2. Pumpkin everything

ergo ...

3. I am a cliche.

When it's your birthday and you have a craving but you're not in Mexico, you make yourself a (coffee) tres leches cake:

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Why is our quaint little town overrun with Americans? Not that I mind them, but they're all attempting to sell us things and that seems odd. I am not interested in a XXXL Billabong shirt from 1998. With stains. I have my own, thank you very much.

Saw today's matches. You Quidditch players better consider an ice bath or two.

Friendly PSA from your neighborhood sports medicine Healer: if you've never ridden a skateboard, it isn't the day to start with one that pops in from nowhere and is right mouthy. Something tells me someone might be filming you from behind a bush.

If someone is mechanically inclined, perhaps it might be a good time to set up a half-pipe in one of the parks. I know that's more or less a Muggle thing, but I saw it many times when I was in the US. It will be better than scraping your knees because the skateboard doesn't like a cobblestone or two.

Text To Lavender Brown

8:14am - Oh dear god that monkey yesterday got in my head!!!

8:14am - I just had a nightmare sex dream about Malcolm. Fucking. Preece.

8:14am - HELP ME!!!!!!

Text to Seamus Finnigan

8:16am - I need a strong memory remover. ASAP. Thoughts?

Text to Poppy Scrimgeour

8:20am - Do you know of any obliviators/healers who can remove specific thoughts from a person's head?

8:20am - Asking for a friend.

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