Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

It's weird not to work for so long. I assume someone's working since presumably people are dying, but it's not me. What do people do all day when they're not running souls around.

And I already do you, Taako, so don't say it.

It's not so bad here though. People are chatty. Some guy who was a scout master was talking for an hour about food that sounded inedible, but I'm the best judge. Are scouts made up of boys or hunting FOR boys? I couldn't tell? Either way, they sound like a bad idea.

Hey, Kravitz.

Hey.

Hey, Krav.

Hey, babe.

Babe.

Babe.

So. I have a proposal for anyone skilled enough for it. And I hope that more than a few people are as I'm entirely unsure as to what sort of obstacles we will be facing, exactly.

We've been told that there is apparently an infestation in the library which prevents people from utilizing the facility without risking their lives. While my experienced with librarians has been nothing but pleasant with very few exceptions, this place is... odd enough that I am not going to outwardly doubt such advice.

But at the same time, I am becoming itchy with having no access to such a facility. So I propose we gather together and take down these beasts.

Well, this is a thing.

I mean, this isn't the weirdest world I've ended up on, or even top ten weirdest, but definitely didn't plan on a solo adventure.

Still, I guess if they were going to do a solo story, they would pick the coolest one. I hate to think what they'd do with Merle. Bunch of plant-fucking, probably. He's the fucking worst.