It's all AU.

Eleanor finished packing away the guns, and opened the weapons storage room door. Why Torchwood still had bullets available, she didn't want to know (it was Jack's doing, surely), she was just glad they did, after today's run-in with an alien.

Only, the door didn't lead her back to a tunnel in the Hub.

Instead, she was stood outside a hotel.

"Well," she said. "That's rather strange. Where on Earth am I?"

( Cut for length and relevance )

So here he was, having a drink, turning to the person next to him to have a chat. Maybe it would put him in a better mood.

The Doctor had found an ice-cream shop that he was sure hadn't been there a few days ago. He ordered a huge ice-cream sundae with all the trimmings and sat at one of the little round metal tables outside to eat it, enjoying the sensation of the ice-cream on his tongue and idly watching the world go by.