HMS Surprise Network

[The Doctor]
I'm sorry for your losses. I...would suggest the intake of alcohol or violence, but I know they are not your ways.

[Castiel]
Amy's mentioned a minotaur. I'm thinking of challenging it before it has the opportunity to commit heinous acts.

Okay, so when you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons. And regardless of whether there's monsters or whatever the fuck, it was worth it just to see them again.

There's also now a cat on board. Name still to be decided. I'd have brought more, but I wasn't gonna be responsible for twenty litter boxes. You're all welcome.

What did I miss? Anything important?

[Filtered to Norman]

I got an assortment. I figure if the jelly beans didn't kill us, these probably won't either. :P

Hello everyone! I'm back and it seems you've managed to go and get yourselves into a bit of a mythological beastie problem, on the heels of a ghostly ship haunting and creepy Christmas, we really are hitting a stride here. Never the less, I am back and wonderful to be so, so let's go solve some trouble shall we?