Project Papillon [Network]

So- on a scale of one to dead again, how much trouble do we think there's going to be if we don't show up for work? I mean, they can't really make us go, right?

In light of the hostility I've faced from Miss Harvelle the First, I feel I should make a few things clear.

1. My name is Vadira Dracula. You can call me Countess. Yes, I'm the Dracula. Bram Stoker changed a few things when editing the Harker papers.

2. I am a vampire. I drink blood. I drink blood from people. I cannot survive off of animal blood, and if you ask me to do so, I will laugh at you.

3. I can read your minds. All of your minds - at least all of you that are human, or a being less powerful than I. That means that if try to kill me, I will know your plans as you make them.

That is all.

my wand.

WHERE. IS. MY. WAND.

I might not appreciate being called an anomaly and dragged out of the hospital my home, but whoever has orchestrated this kidnapping seems to intend to take care of their victims. I have a wonderful kitchen.

Would anyone like muffins?

I have a job.


I've never had a job before. I don't know if this is good or bad

okay, i'm really confused, mostly about the thing where the calendar on this contraption says it's 2010. but i've read what people are saying and i think i've sorted out most of the rest.

Okay, I'm really confused, mostly about the thing where the calendar on this contraption says it's 2010. But I've read what people are saying and I think I've sorted out most of the rest.

could someone please explain how to work this stupid thing/ it's driving me mental.

Edit: I'm so grateful for being able to edit that. It was a bit embarrassing, to say the least.

Mr. Aziraphale? Apparently, I'm meant to work in your bookshop while I'm here.

REMUS LUPIN FROM HARRY POTTER IS HERE!

Good evening, one and all. I have made every effort to greet many of you personally, but I'm terribly afraid I am not able to hit every single message that comes up. That said, I thought perhaps I would introduce myself to the masses.

My name is Aziraphale, most just call me Zira. I am an angel. I, like all of you, have been brought here by forces unknown. I am as lost, confused, and frustrated as the rest. I've comfort in the fact my lover and my son are here as well, and my heart goes out to those who find themselves alone.

I am apparently the proprietor of a book shop in town. It is rather shockingly like the book shop I managed back home. And if I'm honest it isn't so much a shop, as a place to store my books. We'll all be fine, as long as no one actually intends to buy anything. The shop will be a warm and welcoming place to one and all, regardless of their title or status. Do come down and have a bit of tea, if you will.

[Edit per my love's request]: It should be said, the shop is rather more a museum. Should you actually endeavor to purchase a book, well. I don't recommend it.

( Winchesters - Jo squared - Cas & Cas )

( Stuck to Harry's door in case Thomas 'forgets.' )