Project Papillon [Network]

You sons-of-bitches running this thing have got to realize that rebooting a classic never works out anything other than lame, right? Especially if it's going to be this friggin' half-assed. Least you could have done is change the intro music. That whole 'comply or die' thing isn't getting any less stupid.

Round 1 was fun, sure, but I am so far beyond done with this 'Papillon' bullshit. You don't get to give a guy his life back and then pull that sort of crap on him again. So how about you just point me to the exit before anyone gets hurt?

That voice sounded like a nusiance. 

Is the rest of the place like that? 'Cause if that's the case, I'm gonna find a rock.

What did they just
How dare they

Well, I suppose we can throw out not reacting to what they do as a plan... I really should stop saying things like that where they can see it, shouldn't I? Although I'm not sure I wasn't happier without

Is everyone alright?

Okay so... apparently I'm a bit of a klutz and fell about twenty minutes ago, getting out of the tub. Normally not something I'd publicly share but here's the thing. I broke my wrist. I felt the bones snap and everything.

But there wasn't any pain. Not even a little bit.

And now, it's not broken and there's no sign that it was ever broken to begin with.

So, yeah. I think I can be signed up for the 'I'm definitely not normal' list. And I'm kinda freaking out here. A lot.

Okay, so, let me get this straight — everybody woke up today and didn't know anything about anything. 'That about right? And how many of us woke up naked with other strangers that also don't know anything about anything and also happened to be naked?

And now there's a real dragon flying around outside.

...Is anybody else kind of still seriously freaked out right now about all of this? I mean, do we even know if we've been here before today since nobody remembers anything?

Okay, so while crazy-pants down there has his hissy fit let's get something straight. I did not kidnap him or anyone else. I woke up with no idea who I was and him looming over me and yelling. His brother is coming to get him and I don't plan on...doing whatever the hell he imagines I might do to him. So, there's that. Now can we move on to the important stuff?

1) Is there anyone out there who does know who they are?
2) Does everyone else have a twin?
3) Is everyone else armed?
4) Anyone in a bad situation and need help?
ETA: 5)Any kids who haven't been able to find their parents, parents who haven't been able to find their kids, or anyone who would want to take charge of some temporary orphans? I may not know anything about myself but I don't think I'm a good babysitter.

I'd like to say I'm not normally the kind of girl to wake up in bed with an anonymous stranger, but considering I'm pretty much an anonymous stranger to myself right now too, I can't really make that claim. At least he's hot.

Don't suppose anybody out there has any idea what's going on? Or what my name is? That'd be great too.

So, I, er, might have done something stupid last night. Only I can't remember what. Or anything at all, in fact And the bloke I woke up with doesn't seem to either. I don't suppose anyone could shed some light on what happened? Or who I am

Strange city I can't leave? Okay. I'll deal.

New job I never asked for? Again, fine. I can make due.

Becoming a glorified babysitter to a bunch of fully trained police officials because their hormones are stronger than their common sense? So not cool. Definitely did not sign up for it and do not want to deal with it. Somebody figure out what's causing this and fix it already, please.

This crap keeps up and I'm going to resign and just mooch off you for the rest of, well, forever, Zoe.

Well, Toto, looks like we ain't in Kansas anymore.

Which sorta answers the 'where' question I guess, or the 'where not' anyway, and just leaves the 'who', the 'why' and the 'what the fuck'. Someone want to give a guy an explanation here?

You know what sucks? Having your favorite shirt ruined by a teenager that hits you with his car because he's too busy sucking face with his girlfriend to see the stop sign.

You know what else sucks? That is the most exciting thing that's happened to me since my 'divorce'.

For a city that's supposed to go around fulfilling wishes and desires, it sure is missing its mark right now.

Okay! I'm thinking of throwing a dinner party for my birthday on Friday. I just thought I'd get a quick tally to see who might be interested in coming. Claire? Zoe? Jennifer? Zev? Doc? Beuller?

Oh, and Thomas, I know you probably have that thing you call work, but I promise I'll be good and not trash the place. I'll even save a plate for you if you want. It's not like I can get into that much trouble with Murphy and Mouse next door anyway.

A murder? Seriously? And just when I was starting to like this place.

( Claire )
What do you say? Want to be plucky girl detectives?

( Gabriel )
So, I've been meaning to ask, do you want to maybe go out and do something now that we're not married to people?

You can redeem your coupon, if you want.

Right. And that proved to me once and for all that marriage is completely out of the question.

Like I had any doubts as to that before.

Right.

Somewhere there's a bottle of scotch with my name on it. I'd like to forget this ever happened, please and thank you. Jack Harkness is single, foot lose and fancy free once more. In other words, time to lock up your sons and daughters. Heh.

I feel like I may legitimately go insane. I have not gone without companionship this long since I was ... ten? Eleven? It is an unfair thing to do to a man!

I'm kind of getting used to this married thing. Don't get me wrong, it still kinda sucks (arguably eye candy-ish husband aside), but I'm getting used to it.

( Gabriel )
Saw that the new girl got a spouse. Does that mean you're married now? Please say no

I should probably have complained about this ages ago, but the way I see it they can hardly force a permanent marriage on me, so this will likely end soon. Or I hope so anyway.

I should really like to see how my brother would have reacted to this. He would probably be quite amused by everyone's predicaments.

( Amitiel )
I have enjoyed your company, at least, though I am sure you will be glad when you can return to Gabriel. Still, you are a much better option than many others with whom I could have been paired.

Well, this is different.

Sonovabitch.

[B-Team Filter]
How drunk was I last night?

I did nothing.