So now we know we're not skinshifting fugly evil sons-of-bitches, hands up who's planning on ignoring that 'I'm an all-powerful badass vampire bitch and I can kill you with my brain' bullshit and ganking themselves a Mrs. Dracula?
Yeah, me too.
Beats 'actual' work, right? Whoever wrote that welcome note doesn't really understand that 'wildest dreams' usually means something other than working the same piece of crap job a guy did before he got himself stuck on Bizarroworld. Though if the next two newbies are Frankenstein and the Wolfman I'll take it all back and bag myself an Abbot & Costello style hattrick.