Project Papillon [Network]

I do not find this amusing. It would have been more amusing if it had involved ropes or chains, somehow! If my abductor is a beautiful woman - or man - and is reading this, you are welcome to try again. It is all right, I am a very patient elf.

Gonna head out to the outskirts for a couple days, check things out. I haven't decided yet if I'm going to answer this thing or not, so be warned ahead of time. I might just leave it behind

Bold, to abduct the Commander of the Grey from the Queen's courtroom. Not particularly intelligent but bold to be sure.

What is this object? It is not magic. How does it function?

I have only been in this city a mere handful of days, and yet I do feel I may never grow accustomed to the strange oddities of this place. So much confuses and astounds me. The technology alone is beyond my wildest imaginings.

And yet I dearly miss my home and wish for nothing more than to return. They tell us that our greatest wishes and fondest desires can come true here, but I truly do not see how such a thing could be true.

But at least my faithful hound is here, so there is some comfort in that.