Project Papillon [Network]

Something's wrong. I don't... this isn't right. What's going on?

Hands up who feels like a trip to the sewers to see this Teenage Mutant Ninja Crocodile.

I'm not an anomaly!
This isn't 

All I wanted was to get to the city to see if she was there.

God fucking dammit, I think I fucked up my arm. It hurts like a bitch. At least that thing got what was comin to it.

[ooc: Sam has spent the better part of the day attempting and then deleting several drafts of birthday messages to both the Deans, not entirely sure how to word it / what to say / how big of a deal to make of the whole thing / how to contain his angst, etc. This was the end result, just shortly before the midnight mark that makes it the 25th. It's kind of anticlimactic, but, y'know, whatever. Following the sending of these, he wandered off to go sit on a roof somewhere... but at least he's sober this time?]


[Dean 1]

Happy Birthday.
I owe you birthday pie, whenever you have time? I mean, if you want?


[Dean 2]

Happy Birthday. Thanks for coming back. Hope you like the pie.

I'm getting worried, how quiet it's been around here lately. Now watch. I probably just jinxed us all.

( Filtered to Michael (1) )

( Filtered to Sam Winchester (2) )

What do you know. Six whole days, and not a single complaint card or negative review in my inbox.

Is this place too good to be true or what?

I think that calls for a little celebrating.

Well, that's just great. Apartment 605, they tell me. I get here only to find there is no apartment 605, because the whole freaking building has mysteriously burned to the ground?

Good thing I work at a hotel. Who wants to crash at my place?

I'm sorry.

Greetings, displaced citizens. I didn't take the time to grab my PDA when I was getting the hell out of Dodge finding my pants was difficult enough. And making sure my...Buffy got out too... but as soon as I settled in one place for more than five seconds, it just sort of showed up. I'm guessing everyone's got their PDAs back. At least, I hope everyone's got them.

This is a role call. Because we need to know who's here and who's missing, and who didn't make it. Take a moment, please, and reply here, so your friends and loved ones can find you? Just leave your name, and where you are if you want to drop that info. That way we can figure out who's missing, and maybe try to find them.

[Edited To Add]: Seems a lot of people are heading to the church. Might be a good place for people to meet up.

WHAT DID YOU ALL DO? DIDN'T YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THE LAST TIME?

It wasn't enough you had to go and burn down all those animals homes? Now you had to go and burn ours too?

The lady who was helping me get out hasn't come out yet. I'm worried bout her and I hope she's okay.

She gave me a weird buzzy metal stick, but I don't know what to do with it. She called it a screwdriver, but I can't see a way for it to drive any screw.

She said she'd be right behind me. But she's not.

My arm really hurts. A lot. And I want my mum.

You sons-of-bitches running this thing have got to realize that rebooting a classic never works out anything other than lame, right? Especially if it's going to be this friggin' half-assed. Least you could have done is change the intro music. That whole 'comply or die' thing isn't getting any less stupid.

Round 1 was fun, sure, but I am so far beyond done with this 'Papillon' bullshit. You don't get to give a guy his life back and then pull that sort of crap on him again. So how about you just point me to the exit before anyone gets hurt?

( Filtered to Sam 2 & Jo 2, but visible to other Winchesters, the Harvelles, and Cas )

To the people who burned down the forest whose names I know but won't say cos it's not my place:

What would Navi say if she was here right now? I tell you what she'd say! She'd say that you all ought to be ashamed of yourselves and she'd be right, too! You can't just go running around burning stuff down! What if those trees are the only way this place gets air for most everybody here to breathe, huh? And what about all the stuff that needs that forest to live? Did any of you think even a little bit about them? Those trees and animals and plants and stuff didn't do nothing to you!

Now. I've got a question and I hope that one of you dumb grown-ups can be bothered to answer it cos otherwise I might just answer it myself and none of you want that right now.

Which one of you wants to let my dragon move in with you? Seems only fair since you burnt down his house and all.

Wow. That was...unpleasant. I think if any more episodes of 'This Is Your Life' show up on this device, I'm going to tank it in the lake.

( Adam Winchester )

( Sam )

( Dean )

Everyone should stay out of the woods.

[Jo 2]

Done waiting.

Well, the locals might not be big on explaining things but at least they're polite enough.

( Filtered to (her) Michael )

Like hell I'm staying here. Send me home. Now.

The shady new girl is Meg. She's not from a universe where she's actually a cuddly puppy lover or some shit. Surprise, surprise. No idea what her intentions are yet but everyone be careful okay? Guess, I'll have to head home tonight after all. I'll be there if anyone needs me. This place clearly hates me