Guys I gotta warn you, don't try havin' sex with nobody that you ain't married to right now even if your fake spouse says it's okay and goes and stands on the other side of a door and all. It
hurts real bad, lots worse than trying to leave them.
This ain't so funny any more. I wouldn't have tried that if I knew it was gonna hurt, why won't they just tell us the rules? Now I'm afraid every time I put a foot down wrong they're gonna skin me or somethin'.