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Nov. 15th, 2010


[info]easy_lover

The older I get, the more I realize that I understand very little about the fairer sex.

Nov. 14th, 2010


[info]callmehell

[Zevran]
Did you know she's a — That girl's a —

So, just how close are you and Inari?

Nov. 8th, 2010


[info]callmehell

[Zevran]

Who else do we know who's not-quite-normal and needs blood to survive?

Nov. 4th, 2010

[info]zeppelinrocks

Well, Toto, looks like we ain't in Kansas anymore.

Which sorta answers the 'where' question I guess, or the 'where not' anyway, and just leaves the 'who', the 'why' and the 'what the fuck'. Someone want to give a guy an explanation here?

Nov. 2nd, 2010


[info]whitefoxkitten

Okay! I'm thinking of throwing a dinner party for my birthday on Friday. I just thought I'd get a quick tally to see who might be interested in coming. Claire? Zoe? Jennifer? Zev? Doc? Beuller?

Oh, and Thomas, I know you probably have that thing you call work, but I promise I'll be good and not trash the place. I'll even save a plate for you if you want. It's not like I can get into that much trouble with Murphy and Mouse next door anyway.

Nov. 1st, 2010


[info]callmehell

[Zev]

We need to talk. Like, about more serious stuff. I really hate talking about myself, but

Oct. 31st, 2010


[info]callmehell

It's Halloween and I'm at work. I don't even get off early. The natives get to have more fun than I do and it sucks. So who's going to come visit me at Lux tonight?

Oct. 27th, 2010


[info]not_your_petite

Stupid circadian rhythm. You'd think I'd be sleeping better now that I don't have a stranger in my bed, but no.

I need coffee.

Oct. 26th, 2010


[info]easy_lover

I am apparently not allowed to take monetary tips at my place of work, but they said nothing about physical shows of appreciation! Sadly, I was asked to leave and now must find a way to make money elsewhere.

Does anyone need an elf for various things? I am skilled at many trades.

Oct. 25th, 2010

[info]ex_jharkness192

Right. And that proved to me once and for all that marriage is completely out of the question.

Like I had any doubts as to that before.

Right.

Somewhere there's a bottle of scotch with my name on it. I'd like to forget this ever happened, please and thank you. Jack Harkness is single, foot lose and fancy free once more. In other words, time to lock up your sons and daughters. Heh.

Oct. 19th, 2010


[info]harvelle

...I never thought a cheeseburger could taste so good.


[Zevran]
You, me, a bed somewhere?


[Dr C Vadira]
Thanks for your help....I'm me again.


[Mom & Dad]
I'm back to normal human again.

[info]easy_lover

Dr. Jones, I shall miss our conversations. I do hope we shall remain friends. You are enchanting.

I am, however, not looking forward to being yelled at by the two women with whom I currently reside. (I will be home shortly, you have my word!)

Oct. 13th, 2010


[info]easy_lover

I feel like I may legitimately go insane. I have not gone without companionship this long since I was ... ten? Eleven? It is an unfair thing to do to a man!

Oct. 4th, 2010

[info]ex_bullwhip741

Is there some kind of magic spell out there that can temporarily turn me into a straight woman? Maybe it would make this easier.

[info]ex_voivode281

filtered from Jo

As you might have noticed, Miss Harvelle is a vampire now. No, I didn't do it. Yes, I will take care of her.

She can't survive on animal blood. I would appreciate it if someone could find some kind of blood source for her, since I can't leave this apartment. Donations are accepted. She's barricaded herself in the bathroom, so if you have any well-wishes, by all means, let me know and I will shout them through the door.

[info]oldtowngirl

Guys I gotta warn you, don't try havin' sex with nobody that you ain't married to right now even if your fake spouse says it's okay and goes and stands on the other side of a door and all. It hurts real bad, lots worse than trying to leave them.

This ain't so funny any more. I wouldn't have tried that if I knew it was gonna hurt, why won't they just tell us the rules? Now I'm afraid every time I put a foot down wrong they're gonna skin me or somethin'.

[info]harvelle

....Oh god.


(ooc: For those who haven't heard yet, Jo's punishment for trying to kill her wife yesterday is that today she wakes up as a vampire...and spends the rest of her marriage like that!)

Oct. 3rd, 2010


[info]easy_lover

I do not see why everyone is so upset. This is how I spend most of my mornings. Well, normally without the wedding bit.

[info]valiantdefender

So, out of the whole lot of us, am I the only one who finds this funny at all? C'mon, where's your sense of humour?

There are worse things to wake up to than sharin' a bed with a stranger.

[info]burningupasun

...what?

No, really, what?

This is ridiculous, if I were going to marry anyone it wouldn't be a woman who thinks just because my civilisation's millions of years ahead of hers I'm talking down to her her!

And before anyone says a word, I never get so drunk I can't remember the night before. Did someone drug me?

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