Project Papillon [Network]

My, aren't we sunshine and rainbows? Eh, Michael?

So. Much. Pink.

Jade? You're too quiet.

[Filtered against the rest of the B-Team]
Right kids, here's the deal.

Far as I understand it, Jo Junior and Sam the Psycho Younger did what they did to try and get me back after the Powers That Be kicked me out that time. So if you've got issues with them you can take them out on me. I'll be the jerk with the '67 Chevy. No holds barred, just don't hurt Baby the car, okay? There's angry and there's just being a douche.

You go after either of them, though, and we'll have a problem. Fair warning.


[Angel!Michael, Kid!Adam, Gabriel, 'Lily', anyone else who's offered healing over the comms]
I get that they're not exactly top of anyone's Christmas list right now, but Jo won't wake up's in a bad way and Sam... I don't friggin' know, he won't let anyone near him. Anyway. Does that offer of healing extend this way?

Greetings, displaced citizens. I didn't take the time to grab my PDA when I was getting the hell out of Dodge finding my pants was difficult enough. And making sure my...Buffy got out too... but as soon as I settled in one place for more than five seconds, it just sort of showed up. I'm guessing everyone's got their PDAs back. At least, I hope everyone's got them.

This is a role call. Because we need to know who's here and who's missing, and who didn't make it. Take a moment, please, and reply here, so your friends and loved ones can find you? Just leave your name, and where you are if you want to drop that info. That way we can figure out who's missing, and maybe try to find them.

[Edited To Add]: Seems a lot of people are heading to the church. Might be a good place for people to meet up.

If anyone requires healing, please do not hesitate to ask.
I suppose my vacation is over

Well, the locals might not be big on explaining things but at least they're polite enough.

( Filtered to (her) Michael )

When I said I wanted to get away, this wasn't what I meant.

I am exhausted, must I have another complication to sort out before I rest?
I do not understand. This should not be possible.

It is clearly a mistake on my own part for intruding here. I assure you, it was unintentional. I would appreciate if someone would remove whatever barrier is preventing me from leaving, so that I may be on my way.

There. That's better. I think I finally remembered--or finally figured out--how to tune you all out.  Your minds are really loud, you know that? Especially when that dragon showed up. I haven't seen one of those in...I don't know how long.

How close are we to figuring out what's going on here?

Uh, it looks like we have a lot of children here who don't know who they are or even who their parents are. I found some keys in the apartment and an address to a flower shop. It seems I'm an owner of the store. If anyone wants to bring the children there in hopes of their parents coming around for them, I'll keep the store closed to customers. [Address]

Well, shit.

He's gone. All his stuff, and there wasn't much, but still. It's gone. Castiel is gone.

Michael, what are you playing at?

I ought to set the city on fire in protest.

I am relieved that is over. I admire you, Wesley, and your wife for your strength.

[Jo]
I've been returned to my apartment and my wedding band is gone. Have you been restored to your natural state?

It's been nice cooking with you, Mrs. Harker.

I should probably have complained about this ages ago, but the way I see it they can hardly force a permanent marriage on me, so this will likely end soon. Or I hope so anyway.

I should really like to see how my brother would have reacted to this. He would probably be quite amused by everyone's predicaments.

( Amitiel )
I have enjoyed your company, at least, though I am sure you will be glad when you can return to Gabriel. Still, you are a much better option than many others with whom I could have been paired.

Well, I suppose there are many ways in which this situation could be worse.

Well, at least things seem interesting here. Do you have any idea how loud you all are?

Oh. My.