Project Papillon [Network]

I feel like I may legitimately go insane. I have not gone without companionship this long since I was ... ten? Eleven? It is an unfair thing to do to a man!

[Rose, Ianto]
Alright, you two get to say 'I told you so'. But only this once.


[Koschei]
Are you having trouble with your sleeping patterns, or is it just me?


[Elissa]
D'you fancy going on an adventure? Got something I want to check out at the hospital. And I don't suppose you could get your dog to stop looking at me like

...what?

No, really, what?

This is ridiculous, if I were going to marry anyone it wouldn't be a woman who thinks just because my civilisation's millions of years ahead of hers I'm talking down to her her!

And before anyone says a word, I never get so drunk I can't remember the night before. Did someone drug me?

I do not find this amusing. It would have been more amusing if it had involved ropes or chains, somehow! If my abductor is a beautiful woman - or man - and is reading this, you are welcome to try again. It is all right, I am a very patient elf.

I have only been in this city a mere handful of days, and yet I do feel I may never grow accustomed to the strange oddities of this place. So much confuses and astounds me. The technology alone is beyond my wildest imaginings.

And yet I dearly miss my home and wish for nothing more than to return. They tell us that our greatest wishes and fondest desires can come true here, but I truly do not see how such a thing could be true.

But at least my faithful hound is here, so there is some comfort in that.