Project Papillon [Network]

Yeah...I think that's gonna ba a bit more than just a fixer-upper...

Okay, so while crazy-pants down there has his hissy fit let's get something straight. I did not kidnap him or anyone else. I woke up with no idea who I was and him looming over me and yelling. His brother is coming to get him and I don't plan on...doing whatever the hell he imagines I might do to him. So, there's that. Now can we move on to the important stuff?

1) Is there anyone out there who does know who they are?
2) Does everyone else have a twin?
3) Is everyone else armed?
4) Anyone in a bad situation and need help?
ETA: 5)Any kids who haven't been able to find their parents, parents who haven't been able to find their kids, or anyone who would want to take charge of some temporary orphans? I may not know anything about myself but I don't think I'm a good babysitter.

I still do not care for it here. Things seem too simple - there is little petty crime, no fighting, no squabbling, and the locals are eerily placid. I do not know how to sleep without the sound of the ocean, which I suppose comes from a life of living on an island.

Is anyone else experiencing insomnia and homesickness? How are you coping? I hate feeling this way, it's idle and selfish.

What is this place? Did I drink sake again

Has anybody seen Gai-sensei someone named Might Gai? He is my sensei, and I am sure that he will know what is going on.

I died and went to the SyFy channel?